More importantly, I can't believe I wasted 439 posts here.

Bam! Someone commence bannination.

Bam, yes
ban, no.

439 and counting.

This ain't H5 conju.

You want banned, you have to go talk to His Highness Hiram to get tossed from his House of Happiness.

Or is it just Avian Flu?

I was here before 2/3 of the posters.

Does this mean I get to claim seniority and start ransacking the place?

Or do I have to be drunk first?

Claim whatever you want but speak from the heart.
Now, what did you bring us?

I'm two thirds of a poster.

Who the fuck is Candpoo?

A shade from the past.

There are many.
Fleeting and bright... or just as brief but dim.
Either way, who fucking cares.

Who the fuck
is Stinkflinger?

Hopefully not 'nother nOOb sent by the Mixologist Mafia...

I'm just the drunk at the end of the bar.

Drinking the complicated
fru-fru drinks with the cute
paper parasol up yer nose?

Ah, you can see me now.

I asked the bartender.

Next one's
on me.

Big boy.

Can you sense
the irony?

Louchelounge, .... LoucheDlounge.....

2/3

Eh?

Yet you managed to learn nothing.

I've spent 40 years doing the same.

Settle for biblical knowledge.

...can we celebrate that? I mean, legally can we?

Oh, and just for the sake of continuity...



Yes, it's still there.

That's my line.

I know. It was an homage.

That's something to be proud of. You're now qualified to run for office.

I do like cigars and young interns...

There's a revelation.