Incest, like absinthe, though intensely pleasurable, cannot be justified in a civilised society.

-- Father Jonathan Obliseque

Um, that's not creepy at all.

How can you justifiably call
a society civilised
without absinthe?

Unless, of course, your mother
happens to be yr sister.

And she's really hot.

Aunty mom said I was daddy's practice.
My uncle dad said my sister was just for the fun of it all.

Too bad they didn't throw away the mistake.

glad i'm not civilized.

or sui-cietal,

I figured CG would come back for this thread.

you fingered right.



and hopefully left too.

You should know.

i should, but i try to forget.

reminds me too much of my grandpappy

And not enough of your grandma.

i really try not to think about poor grammy.

she was killed in a concentration camp during the holocaust.





she was drunk and fell off the guard tower.

I wanted to kill her
when she fell off mine.

I really try not to think about poor grammar, but always seem to fail spectacularly.

They say size isn't everything, but a bitch never fell off my tower.

wow.

a penny for your thoughts would be quite a ripoff.

Well, you get these for free. You get what you pay for.

i don't get much, being scottish.

You get what you give.

snark, scorn and syphillis?

The gifts that keep giving.

i changed herpes to syphillis,

both are correct, but herpes doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely.

mmmm herpes licking

Can you change water to absinthe?

sure.

let me get some grapes, herbs and a still

and i'll get back to you in a few years.

The green devil absinthe kit works just fine.

Or was it the red devil pills?

Anything to kill these early morning ills.

i wouldn't know.

i gave up green devils, absinthe and kits a couple years ago.

but i will never give up KITT.

or david hasslehoff.

Mebbie you're really german.

Or, with the diseases, germin'

but never germane.

???

he's the real talent of the family.

Sure it wasn't daddy?

i love it when you call me big poppa