holy shitballs.

the local urinal did an entire newspage on absinthe....it talked about that new trillum or what not.

they also gave links...hiram's somehow was the first link.


ugh.

i can't even believe this shit's finally mainstream.


looks like i picked the wrong year to stop sniffing trucker speed.

holy shitbalz, it's CG!

howya gOne?

Still alive. Whatsaboutu?

Ceege! How they hangin'?

Nothing on the shelves worth falling off the wagon for.











At least not yet . . .

still alive,

doing well.

low and to the left.

lost a few poundages.

just l i v i n

not coming off the wagon unless it's being served for $5 out of the vagina of a supermodel.

Oh, so you heard about that party.

Vagsinthe.

It's cuntalicious!

grate.

you guys get invited to the parties with the loose supermodels and i got to go to the one with liver and his loose bowels.

life's not fair.

Not to be confused with...

that beer looks way too complicated.

i bet i don't have the right tool to get the top off.

It's one brew you'll never get into.

that's ok.

i've always been more partial to a good pussy liquor.

Always thought your showers would be golden.

you sick fuck.

thinking about me showering.

They were barely idle thoughts.
Her motor stalled as soon as she imagined you.

The loufah smells funny.

Is that "funny Ha Ha", or "funny, oh dear sweet suffering jeebus I'm going to rip out my own throat before that putrefied horror taints any more of my olfactory receptors"?

Grate.
You just used 'taint' in a thread
whose imagery is already disturbing enough.

Thanks, man.

check your email.

it's been tainted.

Grate, you quoted the post directly above. Where the fuck is the TONE.

gettin some funky cold medina.