A selection of scenarios

Genius.

i knew this one dipshit many years ago who showed me the bloodstain on the sidewalk where he lost 2 front teeth.

my other friends who were there corroborated this story:

his car was parked in a no park zone in front of a house. he was hammered. he saw police out ticketing, so he decided it would be a good time to move the car so he wouldn't get a ticket.

the cops saw him stumble into the car and try unsuccessfully to park it.

of course they lit up the cherry tops and pulled him out of the car.


to prove to the cops just how unhammered he was, he did the irish jig in the middle of the road (jack, i hope you'll end up reading this)
and then decide to do a flip...unfortunately for his face he was just a wee bit off with the landing.

somehow this show didn't convince the cops of his sobriety.

I had a feeling
we knew each other.

But did they let him scratch his balls?

um, actually, now that you mention it, this jerkass got crabs from a girl named Virginia or Georgia (kaint member)

but i dunno if they scratched fo him.

zat you bognoz?

I once met a vagina named George.

I got syphillis
from Francis.

And a prehensile appendage
for itchy satisfaction.

Let me look up
yr kilt Ceeg, to see
if I see if l left
toothmarks.

I always mark
my victims.

Xit, did we, you know, know
each other before or after I lost
my two front teeth. I cunt remember.