hi! new here,
have some acute questions, and i hope i don't repeat old stuff.

1. do some absinthe brands have more wormwood in them?
2. the brands i've tasted are sweet. are there bitter ones?
3. which brands are considered the best? is it the swiss?
4. do all brouilles release drop by drop?
5. would you recommend the pipes?

thanks!

the pipes, the pipes are calling

1. Yes.

2. Yes, why drink something bitter, when you can drink something balanced.

3. No, the Swiss are not the best.

4. No.

5. No.

Careful, you wdn't want
to get yrself bonqued.

Leastwises, not
around this crowd.

No experts here
Only drunktards.

I luvs me bonques.
I never sip my non louching Checkerland swill without one.

Onacuz yr
bonquers.

For me bonques!

Bonque 'im,
boyz.

You want to bong the bonque?

You want to blow smoke
up someone's ass?

ok nice going there, but not informative. answers are good, but include some comments and they will be most helpful as well.
thanks in advance.

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide

ok here we go again, rephrased. only drunkards here? great, then you must know!

1. do some absinthe brands have more wormwood in them, and are there some that don't contain wormwood at all? give examples of both thanks.
2. the brands i've tasted are sweet. are there bitter ones? this is so that i know if some brands actually need the sugar cube for taste and not just for fun.
3. which brands are considered the best? names from a subjective as well as objective standpoint would be nice.
4. do all brouilles release drop by drop? since i'm looking for this, which ones should i buy?
5. would you recommend the pipes some people use to drink absinthe with? personal experiences appreciated.

Not only drunkards, now that you're here, we got fucktards. 1900 gave you an informative answer. Why don't you PTFA? Why do you care about wormwood quantities in the first place, do you just love the taste of distilled wormwood?

Pipes are for smoking, I'm thinking

And into a hole you are sinking

So, if you are smart

You'll go back to the start

And drink what the drunkards are drinking

why answer at all if you haven't got anything to say in relation to the questions? the answer 'no' isn't informative, and just as rewarding as you seem to be. what i care about isn't your business, but i had this crazy notion that there would be more members of an absinthe forum with the same interest or at least with some information to give. hopefully i've now come across the less experienced ones and can move on to someone who understands what a forum is supposed to be: a place of discussion and information.
why don't i ptfa? because i don't know what that means.
why don't you?

I love it when a new one tells us how to run a forum.

Let's...


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EAT HIM!

Who the fuck is
helplessshitbag?

you needn't fret anymore, o select few of scarce mutterings, i joined another (busy) forum and have already gotten answers i can use and so decide to deselect. now i can get stoned on woodworm which was all i really wanted - i had no idea, thanks!

Wormwood Society, by any chance?

Another Erowidtard.

Stoned?

Smoke pot.

Dumbass.

Never mention the holy
to the uncleansed.

Smoke it? Why waste it? My friend Darwin suggests getting a big 'ol batch and munch it down for the better high. Disregard any belly rumblings after. They are likely to pass.

Even if not, the trip is fucktastic! And never ends...

Y'all should smoke some of my dickweed.

Sounds to me you wish you had a dick to grow weed on.

I hope it's H5, so I don't have to run into you again, and not feeverte.

Science suggests the first psychotropic effects of wormwood are confusion and troubles of concentration, not "getting stoned". I hardly think you'd notice, since you're already very confused (and too dumb to read a forum to see from where the wind is blowing).

But of course, you're talking about "woodworm". I suggest larvae of Cerambycidae, but they might be dangerous for someone whose brain is made out of wood pulp.

Our biggest problem is that we drive out fucktards, idiots, fools, shills, and those with no sense of humor.

It's not a shock to find less than 20 posts per day, and less than 1 pertaining to absinthe.

Once you hit the top it's too easy to look down.

...

U make bunny cry.

You misspelled-
"Crosby".

Get a life.