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They look like old knock offs of the big three....
DG
DG
They look like toys.
I believe those are the lost "ass" spoons of the Shankara, last seen in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. The three spoons were stolen from small French villages by the worshippers of Ghali-ma in 1930. When the spoons are re-united in the configuration you see above, they spell "ASS", and therein lies their magical powers. 
Is that the extent of their magic? They just spell "ASS"? Or does some mystical event occur, like a burning ass, the transmogrification of a small supply of geoducks into ample asses for the masses, or perhaps the parting...oh, never mind. If they make aliens land, I'm buying them.
QUOTE(Porkio @ Dec 26 2003, 06:00 PM)
. When the spoons are re-united in the configuration you see above, they spell "ASS", and therein lies their magical powers.
The middle one looks like it spells ASS by itsself!!!!!!!
I almost can.
It looks like it would be perfect for steeping loose tea.
Bedpan for Porkio.
I think my granny had a teaspoon like that.
Isn't that one of those bon bon spoons we talked about a while ago?
DG
DG
The pointed spoon looks like a garden hoe.
The little round thing with holes in it looks nice for serving freshly grated parmesan cheese.
The little round thing with holes in it looks nice for serving freshly grated parmesan cheese.
Garden ho?
DG
DG
Land ho!
Lands me a garden ho' and I've hit pay
dirt.
dirt.
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 28 2003, 09:27 PM)
The little round thing with holes in it looks nice for serving freshly grated parmesan cheese.
Maybe you scrape the sugar cube on it after lighting it on fire.
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Orange juice strainer?
Looks more like a decorative plug for a tracheotomy.
DG
Maturin-I wonder if you are meant to blow out the fire before grating the sugar cube,grate as fast as you can before the fire reaches your knuckles,or let the
carmelizing sugar drip down your fingers and then use the grater on your hand?
I wish I had one of them gadgets so I could experiment with various methods.
carmelizing sugar drip down your fingers and then use the grater on your hand?
I wish I had one of them gadgets so I could experiment with various methods.
DG
By George,I think you've got it!
That reminds me of Dr Lecter's only surviving victim in Hannibal.Someone like that might wear a decorative plug over their tracheotomy.
By George,I think you've got it!
That reminds me of Dr Lecter's only surviving victim in Hannibal.Someone like that might wear a decorative plug over their tracheotomy.
Louched Liver
Do you keep your absinthe buried in the backyard to let it age properly?
Do you keep your absinthe buried in the backyard to let it age properly?
No silly. He's trying to grow wormwood to build an absinthe cask.
DG
DG
Fabulous idea!
If he builds a few extras he can sell them on eBait.Or perhaps licence them to absintheamurka.
If he builds a few extras he can sell them on eBait.Or perhaps licence them to absintheamurka.
Absinthe doesn't age around here.
Damn straight .... it barely makes it out of the package.
DG
DG
QUOTE(DGLeadbetter @ Dec 29 2003, 05:47 PM)
No silly. He's trying to grow wormwood to build an absinthe cask.
Or an absinthe casket.
Building an absinthe casket would be a grave undertaking.
DG
DG
At least he's already embalmed.
Pickled, more like it.
DG
DG
sweet pickles bus, more like it.
the spoons look like something made by the Czeckerlands using a water-jet (no joke)
lazer to cut the forms. extra-crappy, flimsy stuff.
'A S' = Filterated Czeckerland Xit strong, starz-o-plenty, shitskanoff, maybe?
lazer to cut the forms. extra-crappy, flimsy stuff.
'A S' = Filterated Czeckerland Xit strong, starz-o-plenty, shitskanoff, maybe?
QUOTE(DGLeadbetter @ Dec 29 2003, 03:47 PM)
No silly. He's trying to grow wormwood to build an absinthe cask.
DG
DG
Problem is, the woodworms keep getting at it!
QUOTE(pierreverte @ Dec 30 2003, 12:23 PM)
the spoons look like something made by the Czeckerlands using a water-jet (no joke)
lazer to cut the forms. extra-crappy, flimsy stuff.
'A S' = Filterated Czeckerland Xit strong, starz-o-plenty, shitskanoff, maybe?
lazer to cut the forms. extra-crappy, flimsy stuff.
'A S' = Filterated Czeckerland Xit strong, starz-o-plenty, shitskanoff, maybe?
Very likely true, or they could have been cut out from a computer controlled milling machine.
You can make a crude CAD drawing, and pop out junk like that quite easy.
With a well done 3D cad drawing and Stereo-lithography, you can create some incredible masters for production. (rapid prototyping is amazing to watch.)
LL
Sell 'em empty.Empties go over well on eBay.
If you decide on a casket instead of casks,why not build a couple to sell?The goth crowd should really get into absinthe caskets.
Sell 'em empty.Empties go over well on eBay.
If you decide on a casket instead of casks,why not build a couple to sell?The goth crowd should really get into absinthe caskets.
How about absinthe with a woodworm in the bottle? Distilled and distributed by
Absentas de Tijuana.Absenta's Verde,Rojo,en Blanca.Made with pure cactus alcohol.
Absentas de Tijuana.Absenta's Verde,Rojo,en Blanca.Made with pure cactus alcohol.
Catus liquor?
Cactus Mandragora! 
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Catus liquor?
Only if you ask nice and buy her dinner first.
DG
Nah, I don't go in for girly drinks.
I am just the official distributor of Absentas de Tijuana.I store the bottles in the Attic next to the Absamphe and the home-canned albacore.
FeelThisCatAss Likkers.
I ship the AdT in the appropriately colored Shasta soda bottles.The Absamphe is shipped in Mountain Dew bottles.All are thoroughly wrapped in current Weekly
World News papers.
FeelThisCatAss Likkers.
I ship the AdT in the appropriately colored Shasta soda bottles.The Absamphe is shipped in Mountain Dew bottles.All are thoroughly wrapped in current Weekly
World News papers.
I go for girly drinks.Anything with a paper umbrella or a maraschino cherry in it
qualifies.As long as it contains no gin,vodka,or whiskey.
Catus liqour is in the works.The main ingredients-Catmint and sisel.
qualifies.As long as it contains no gin,vodka,or whiskey.
Catus liqour is in the works.The main ingredients-Catmint and sisel.
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Jan 2 2004, 09:09 PM)
As long as it contains no gin,vodka,or whiskey.
Um, er,
so what the fuck would it contain, girly?
Water?
DG
DG
And an umbrella.
oh, I forgot the cherry.
Cherry might be too strong ...
DG
DG
Rum,brandy,tequila,Baileys,Frangelico,Grand Marnier,Creme de Menthe,
Vandermint,Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
Vandermint,Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
Oh yeah,I forgot.
Absinthe.At least 50%.
I only like straight cherry juice as in Juicy Juice or in cherry cola.Go ahead,throw in a cherry and paper umbrella.
I will take my absinthe cocktails minus cherry and umbrella.
Absinthe.At least 50%.
I only like straight cherry juice as in Juicy Juice or in cherry cola.Go ahead,throw in a cherry and paper umbrella.
I will take my absinthe cocktails minus cherry and umbrella.
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