I feel like I already know most of you through lurking at this and other absinthe forums. As you may not be familiar with me I thought I'd take a minute to introduce myself.

I'm Phoenix and I also enjoy absinthe.

Also, I've noticed you all occasionally enjoy the use profanity and off color humor. Well, don't worry about offending me at all. I can be a pretty rough tumbler myself gosh darn it.

If you actually knew most of us you never would have registered.

True, now shut up and show us you're tits.

The green one?

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That's the green two.

Oh yes. There are two.

I was so mesmerized I forgot how to count.

Tits'll do that to a man.

The green one's most fond of the green two.

They've grown.

Fook Eunix,
gimme the Tits.

And I don't mean
absent Tits.

'though I'm happier
when he is.

If you're lucky.

Otherwise, he'll just poison you.

At service!

Green tits. That makes me think of some sort of kinky alien sex.

Well......when in Rome.

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I probably should have just posted an intro thread in Smutty's Place. I only go downhill from here.

That's where I moved it.

Welcum!

Wow! I left you all speechless so soon?

Ya fook one alien...

ET bitch likes it from behind. Yes she does! YES...SHE...DOES!

Haven't seen her since she left for law school.

Oh yeah, now that this is in Smutty's Place I suppose I should fulfill Kirk's initial request. Here's the tits that belong to my avy.

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No, we already know The green one is tits.

Minus the tansy, the unintelligibility, and the polka.

Um, that wd be Absent tits,
ennits not onacuz it's reference
to his physique, y'know.

And Eunix, I'm gonna finger
the avatar is open
for bidness. Now . . .

bend over bitch.

I too would like to have consensual sex in the missionary position with her.

Stop talking
thru yr ass,
it's an ill wind.

I'd hit it 10x.

My girlfriend started to look like that one night after a couple of drinks.

That's a little scary.

I thought they were supposed to look better after a couple of drinks.

How do you know that wasn't better?

'Zactly.

That's why I said the FNG's comment was a little scary.

WTF were you drinking?

Boggy lix-er?

He didn't go blind, so prolly not.

(He says fondling his new braille keyboard).