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Time to clean out the old hard drive.
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Gimpy's new smoke detector:
Ahh, nothing like some good ol' squid porn.
There's a beak surprise waitning fur you.
Everythang is better with bacon.
Now that's a bacon sammich!
Very artistic.
I woodent mind seeing that in bra-twurst, neither!
I woodent mind seeing that in bra-twurst, neither!
More Florida fun
'Bra Bandit' strikes again in southwest Florida
From Associated Press
October 06, 2008 8:24 PM EDT
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - There's a bra bandit on the loose in southwest Florida. The Lee County Sheriff's Office was searching for an individual they say stole 160 bras valued at nearly $6,000 on Thursday from a Victoria Secret store, the latest in a string of bra burglaries in the area.
Since February, authorities say 452 bras valued at nearly $19,000 have been stolen from two of the chain's southwest Florida locations. Six different bra thefts at the stores have been reported during that time.
Investigators said a female customer walked into the store Thursday and immediately went to a four-drawer cabinet with new bras of the PINK brand name. The store manager told deputies the woman waited until employees were busy helping customers and then thrust the bras into a bag and exited the store.
'Bra Bandit' strikes again in southwest Florida
From Associated Press
October 06, 2008 8:24 PM EDT
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - There's a bra bandit on the loose in southwest Florida. The Lee County Sheriff's Office was searching for an individual they say stole 160 bras valued at nearly $6,000 on Thursday from a Victoria Secret store, the latest in a string of bra burglaries in the area.
Since February, authorities say 452 bras valued at nearly $19,000 have been stolen from two of the chain's southwest Florida locations. Six different bra thefts at the stores have been reported during that time.
Investigators said a female customer walked into the store Thursday and immediately went to a four-drawer cabinet with new bras of the PINK brand name. The store manager told deputies the woman waited until employees were busy helping customers and then thrust the bras into a bag and exited the store.
Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits,"...
"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits,"...
QUOTE(Crosby @ Oct 6 2008, 10:47 PM) 
the woman waited until employees were busy helping customers and then thrust the bras into a bag and exited the store.
So the bras were lifted and separated from the store's inventory?
QUOTE(Rimbaud @ Oct 1 2008, 10:44 AM)
Ahh, nothing like some good ol' squid porn.
Not always a good thing.
Butt there are exceptions...
Octoporn, all of it.
Not one piece of squid porn in the lot.
Not one piece of squid porn in the lot.
Octoporn is betterer than no squidporn.
Fer octopus definitely:
Been done.
That thing between her legs looks a lot like Suttty did.
Bearded clam makes since.
The illustration makes me wince. There are no soft octi mouth parts, only a sharp beak.
QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Oct 14 2008, 12:21 PM)
Octoporn, all of it.
Not one piece of squid porn in the lot.
Quite. Your country is going to the dogs if people can't tell their Teuthida from their Octopoda.
Just look at Poland (wink, wink: one piece of real squid porn in here and it gets called octopus porn).
Ha! I knew ya wood get the allusion and inside-joke.
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Show us you're tits.
I'll give 'em a free '.
I'll give 'em a free '.
What I meant was, instead of show us your tits, I feel they are missing a ' as in, show us you're tits.
Whatever the fuck, can't you just keep up?
It's like the old days, where we all had to explain everything we say in black and white
and even then they were totally confused.
Whatever the fuck, can't you just keep up?
It's like the old days, where we all had to explain everything we say in black and white
and even then they were totally confused.
That's how it starts and this is how it ends . . .
Now there are some fooks
we need to invite over here.
we need to invite over here.
For cutting or pasting?
Cutting
up.
up.
Cros' xmas tree
That might give me the reason I need to have a tree for the first time in 18 years.
That would certainly inspire a little holiday spirit in my house.
Shiksa A-cup?
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