I'm on my 5th glass of ab ... and BBQ'ing a 9 pound roast... God help me. Things are gettin a little blurry

DG

How are you fixing it? Salt and hot pepper rub? Tomato based sauce? Mustard and vinegar? Come on, fess up . Whats the details?

Stuffed it wqith garlic, rubbed it with salt and pepper .... just cut the shit outta my thumb slicing limes for the gin and tonics ...

It's gonna be a good evening...... I'll report back later

DG

Just finished glass number 6 .... Moon's #27. Nice.

DG

Drunk ass monkey. Flambe with #28

Not druk ...inebriated ...

DG

Yes, that's much more distinguished.

My very Southern friend prefers the term "overserved." It's my new favorite adjective.



And I am feeling overserved as well. I have had many glasses. A little tour of the whole collection I have. I keep my sugarcubes in a pyramid so I'll know how much I drank when I awake tomorrow. There's not so much a pyramid left right now as there is a flat of sugarcubes.

I really should be more sober right now because I have an absinthe newbie coming over soon. His only experience is Czeckerland. I have my work cut out for me.
Ready to deprogram...

I just did a shooter of 'tails' followed by a ottle of Endo IPA. After drinking a 22oz bomber of Delerium Noel. THis was a bad idea.

Shooters of tails is not a good idea.

Obsessive compulsive freak.
Let loose.
Fuck #s.

I don't so much care when I'm drinking. It's the next day when I wake up in my underwear next to a barely legal boy that I want to know how I got there... mental note for next time relating to my blackout point.

Ask for Michael Jackson's notes.

There's a restraining order.

Then think "ickier".

Chicken Hawk...J Damer...great another pediphile to deal with...WAY OVER the LIMIT...you sir are CUT OFF another SOUTHERN term. :dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist!: