Ben Franklin was a terrorist, of sorts, so it all makes sense to me now.

I have never really subscribed to the ideal of one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Freedom fighters target military and political targets, terrorists target civillians.

Then the US government and military are terrorists.

Old McDonald had a farm and __________ was his Name-O!

Nail.
Head.

Head!

PANTS!

no no no...
lampshade goes on head, pants go on bathroom floor.

I take it you've never seen one of my favorite movies: So I Married an Axe Murderer.

Look at the size of that melon, it's Gargantuan! It's got it's own planetary system!

Anywho -- heading out west to start the New Years a bit early, so HAPPY NEW YEARS, auld lange sange, or shit like that!

If ya want my body and ya think I'm sexy....

He's gonna cry himself to sleep on his gigantic pillow!

DG

Examples?

Accidental does not count. Bombings of malls hospitals nightclubs etc i.e. attacks directed against a civillian population?

Nowadays. WWII we did. 'Nam as well.

January 1st 2004

(AP Syracuse, NY) A Manlius man was found on top of his roof early this morning as he was trying to evade local authorities after hanging his wife. Cedric Ganfray, or CeeGee as he was more commonly known, of 100 Fennel Drive, had in his possession a strange green liquid in a flask tucked into his Great Coat.

The liquid in question turned out to be a highly potent, liquid narcotic called Filterated Czeckerland Xit that was banned in the early 1900's because of the rabid madness that would set into those that drank it.

It's history is shrouded in mystery but we have obtained documentation that shows Filterated Czeckerland Xit caused murderous rampages within all of EuroFuckyLand and here in North America in the late 1800's to early 1900's before the EU ...


HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!!!

Ahhh....
And she was such a nice girl too....

Welcome back to the land of the (mostly) living, Digit.

Maybe Bush and Cheney are drinking it too. . .


As for me, I think I'm coming down with a nasty cold and have a sore throat so I'm taking vitamins and echinacea. I also plan to douse my gullet with as much absinthe as I can find - for medicinal purposes of course.

I'll be downing the absinthe soon too, purely for recreational purposes.

Kind of early for January 1st 2004 isn't it?

Never hurts to think ahead. Damn time machines!

DG

Wait untill tomorrow morning...

Happy New Years Everyone
Let The Party Begin!!!!!

The fireworks over Boston Harbor are going on now. I can hear then but not see them from our house. Unlike the 4th of July fireworks that we can see.
They do an early 7 pm show so parents with kids can get home early, then they do it again at midnight.
Well back to making pizzas and drinkin'.

Happy New Year's everyone!!!

I'm leaving in a hour for Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles with a bunch of friends. Then it's back here for cake and evening eye openers.
Then it's time for cigars and absinthe on the back porch.


DG

I'm heading up near Blue Mtn. in about
an hour w/LD and the Xciting Mr. E.
for a soiree.
Happy New Year to all in your various
time zones.
I may be back in time for Pacific Time.

I was trying to illustrate tomorrow’s headlines...

Cool ... I should be here .... unless passed out ... or accidentally kissing someone else's wife. Then I may be in traction.

DG

Glad you caught that. I didn't think I needed to push it.

You know how the newspapers are...

Happy new year to all from FeelThisCatAss.

Go ahead!

Have a great time tonight and , hopefully,a painless morning.




Cheers!!!

Watching "Absence of Good" and drink ing Absinthe.

Happy new year in case I miss everyone later.

Back to the flick.

Twilight Zone marathon for me.
One of my favorites "Time Enough at Last" is on next.
And absinthe, of course.

The evening opens here on the left coast with a glass of "Pontarlier blanche'' to be followed with who-knows-what.

digit, my friend,

you rock.

Happy post new year's eve and day to all!

How is everyone feeling?Have you slept it off by now?Hoping noone had to go back to work today!

I had to settle for Bailey's and milk;no secondary faeries for me.

No Twilight Zone marathon,either,but I did have my own movie marathon.


Cheers,and hoping this one is better than the last!
F.T.C.A

>>How is everyone feeling?Have you slept it off by now?
Sleep?

>>I had to settle for Bailey's and milk;
Sorry.

>>no secondary faeries for me.
Again, sorry.

>>No Twilight Zone marathon,either,
Should I say sorry again?

>>but I did have my own movie marathon.
Who recorded it?

>>Cheers,and hoping this one is better than the last!
It will be if we can see that movie.

>>FeelThisCatAss

Right, then.........

No need for New Years for drinkin' here.

I attended a party at a freinds house in Bradenton. I brought along samples of ET, Serpis, NS70, La Fee, Fougerolles, UE Sapin and a fifth of Bombay Sapphire. Everyone turned their nose up to the absinthe and drank beer, no accounting for taste.

The Brew Works party was awesome.
Open bar, and in the Steelgaarden you
could pour your own. A magnum bottle
of Duvel was opened at one point, and
we all got a decent taste.
Ended up at one of the owner's houses,
high above Atown on South Mountain.
What a cool joint! What a great night.

Sounds great!
I split the time between the Twilight Zone and staring at my computer screen wonderin' where everyone was. Why where they having fun? Why aren't they here? etc...

Oh yea, finally had some Hendrick's Gin tonight (Friday),
Damn Good!!

Told ya.

grey boy

The movie marathon consisted of tapes borrowed from a neighbor.

Pleasantville,The Sixth Sense,Sleepy Hollow,Stir of Echoes,Virus(Bad-ejected it
after the first 15 minutes),a Star Trek/Alien hybrid-title?Ejected)and(sorry)
Moulin Rouge.(I own this one-sorry,again,but not really.)

Bailey's courtesy of the overpriced liqour store down the street.

I did get some reading in,as well.Dandelion Wine by Ray Bradbury, and the rag
you can always count on to lie 100% of the time-The Weekly World News.
The cover story-Batboy Helps U.S Catch Saddam Hussein!

Yeah,FeelThisCatAss.

from the Land of Bogs cream on the rocks is some good drinking!

DG

so said the hooker giving me a hummer on the cobblestone drive.

Oh dude ......

DG

DG just blew his load, but was it from his head or "The Love Below"?

I kept reading it over and over again ... reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll slow.

DG

i'd hate to see how long it takes you to figure out intelligent posts.....

oh wait....no worries here.

Average time: 2.5 seconds.

DG

use a cock ring.


(why do i feel the need? i seriously think it's a sickness. where's the mayor when i need him to tell me to just shut up?)

Boredom is the mother of dirty jokes?


Also there's your Tourette's...

For whatever it's worth, you're keeping me amused while I wrestle with Citibank Student Loans in an attempt to make them understand that I can't really pay them $292.97 per month for the rest of my natural life.