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Louched Liver
Hhhmmm?
absinthoman
We ,as eye-openeromaniac, wanna know!!!!!!!
Bumpferret
bookish.gif Well? I'm clueless, so be sorta explicit.
Louched Liver
Clueless as to what one is?
absinthoman
1 booze shot in a coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Am I enough explicit!!!!!!
Bumpferret
Nah, what makes this one tastey.
Louched Liver
Who the fuck said anything about
tasty? I was curious because it would
be his 1st and also, if he used the new
Swizzle, he should have passed the
moon about 10 minutes into it.
absinthoman
QUOTE(Bumpferret @ Dec 26 2003, 11:30 PM)
Nah, what makes this one tastey.

This is not!!!!!You're suppose to drink it for the buzzz!!!!!And cause you have some undrinkable stuff that you don't even know what to do with it!!!
Grey Boy
Pub crawl coming on Tuesday, eye-openers to start the day (my first eye-opener, my brother's 1st absinthe), then food and drinks all afternoon, Bruins game (with more beers) and 3-4 glasses of absinthe to end the night.
I'm hoping I make it to then,
Can't wait to have the eye-opener,
may be tomorrow if the wife doesn't shut up tonight.
Louched Liver
As always, I can't say this enough.
When drinking Eye Openers, all bets
are off.
Shit's gonna happen, probably just not
the shit you'd wanted to.
Bumpferret
Yes Mr. LL.

And yes Mr. Absinthoman, I am low-ish on decent commercial and have other shit taking up room. But I have no real complaints.
Grey Boy
Can't wait,
Should be fun, my brother's a pain in the ass to begin with and I love to needle him,
his first absinthe as an eye-opener? Damn will this be fun, I hope?
Louched Liver
It's a different buzz.
That's for sure.
Turbocharged 2ndfaries.
If you have La Fee, that'll
really fuck ya up good.
HG works great too.
Grey Boy
I'm gonna use UE Sapin, I think that flavor will work well in coffee and I want to fuck with my brother real good, 'cause the idiot's in the air force.
Louched Liver
That'll work.
Bumpferret
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Louched Liver
Excellent!
Grey Boy
Thank you Smithers,
but the wifey didn't shut up. Kept asking "where is this', "can you help me with this", " why isn't this working". etc.......FUCK CHRISTMAS........
eye-opener introduction with Kubler 57 coming tomorrow.........
Louched Liver
Have one now.
Why wait?
Bumpferret
My Kubler is still in a box too, with it, my fears.
Grey Boy
I want to sleep for 4 hours tonight.
Louched Liver
Why not sleep 3.5 and have a good time?
Absinthe_1900
Crack it open and start drinking, never leave absinthe in a box unless it's Czeckerland.
absinthoman
you need 10 hours!!!the 10 hours rule.You know what I mean LL??
absinthoman
have a good time then catch your 10!!!
Louched Liver
Yeah, but I sure don't live by it!
Absinthe_1900
I thought it was drink for 10 hours. ( that is a good time)
Grey Boy
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Dec 27 2003, 12:59 AM)
Why not sleep 3.5 and have a good time?

I'm too lazy to make the coffee.
Louched Liver
Wuss.
I'm on my way.
Louched Liver
I drank almost 19 hours yesterday.
Today wasn't fun.
Until the Nemesinthe.
Grey Boy
I'll join you in the morning,
6 hours from now.
Grey Boy
Bastard,
I don't have the HG,
only comercial, so I try to make it last.
The F.Guy did clear my sink nicely.......
Louched Liver
Anything shitty/weak/goofy like Franky the Guy,
save it for Eye Openers.
I'm loath to use HG, but the times I have?
WOW!
Louched Liver
If I could really be there, I'd be up at
that foul hour.
In the Real Life, 11 is pushing it, unless
pancakes are involved.
Grey Boy
Well then, Frankie at 7 should be fun for tomorrow/this-morning. I'm still doing the UE sapin for my brother, no slack for him.
Pancakes, with Vermont Syrup?
Louched Liver
That'll work.
W/apples in the flapjacks?
Bumpferret
Is Franky dude really that bad? Sewer quality? I've never had the shit.
Grey Boy
Hell Ya, with cinnamon too?
Louched Liver
Gotta have the cinammon.

Bumpy,
Fin' Guy is weakass shit.
Grey Boy
QUOTE(Bumpferret @ Dec 27 2003, 01:32 AM)
Is Franky dude really that bad?  Sewer quality?  I've never had the shit.


I believe Miss Liquor said it best, tastes like burnt cokie dough, though for me, it was just too bland......
Bumpferret
I'm looking for something else. I get bored with complacent behavior, like my sloth-like self.
Grey Boy
Fuck sloths,
I waiting for pigs to contact me.
Louched Liver
Hey Bumpy,
Call me the names you were calling
me on the phone in NY in person and
see a definite lack of complacency on
my end when it comes to fillin' your ass
w/my shoe leather.
greeneyes
BaterBoy jilted me. river.gif I tried to talk him into an eye-opener the other day and he ran off like a startled kitten.
Louched Liver
I knew he was a fag.
Absinthe_1900
QUOTE(Bumpferret @ Dec 27 2003, 12:32 AM)
Is Franky dude really that bad?  Sewer quality?  I've never had the shit.

It's like a light desert absinthe.
Bumpferret
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Dec 27 2003, 02:04 AM)
Hey Bumpy,
Call me the names you were calling
me on the phone in NY in person and
see a definite lack of complacency on
my end when it comes to fillin' your ass
w/my shoe leather.

Sure - I think I said faggot ass, homo, or something
along those lines, but only to motivate.
Not that there's anything wrong with being a faggot
ass, homo or whatever.
greeneyes
Gee, that does sound motivating.
Louched Liver
Didn't work.
Bumpferret
I should have brought in the heavy weight:
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