Ya signs up.
Ya don't post.

Ya useless.

Post, ya' shiftless bastidges.

This'll make the other Admins cringe,
but I'm thinking of cutting these dopes
outtah here.

Case by case.
Not by Admin. CP pruning.

I may never get to hear the story of uhclem. I need resolution.

Then again,when folks sign up and don't post for a full month, a use-it-or-lose-it tactic seems like fair play. Why cringe?

Haaaw!

Use berserker Uruk-Hai instead. Much more efficient, and they're much more appropriate as an avatar of the lofty Mayor.



and in action:

Yeah, it seems foolish to sign up and then not show up. Like volunteering for the army and then not going to basic. What the hell is up with that? Not that I moved to CanuckyFuckyLand or anything like that ... uh, I'm going to stop now.

DG

Kinda like you at the old lounge.

Hey now .... I was a young, naive kid, just looking for solace from the big scary world. Okay, I was a lazy non-committal bastard.

DG

At least now you're up to speed.

Took me long enough, to be sure. I have to admit, the old board was pretty intimidating at first, but right before the end, I was getting up to speed ... then the end came.

Ah, but that's old history. I've got plenty of chances to fuck up in here. Nice part is, any realy bad fuck ups will be buried in posts by the end of the week.

DG

How the hell are WE intimidating? Well, maybe the Mayor, and Cros, but the rest of us are big, drunken teddy bears.

Oh, right. More like cliquish, grammar-happy teddy bears with needly, little teeth.

Well written,greeneyes.

Most of you are still as fun as a barrel of drunk,flying monkeys.

Who said anything about anyone doing any drinking in here?

Wait...

This board is about Absinthe?

Ohhh I thought it was about:

I dunno what ya mean.

I knew you'd like that one.

I thought the board was about abstinence .... boy was I wrong!

DG

Abstinence from sobriety and good taste.