From MSN news.

A survey of 1900 workers by Career Builders asked "what is your dream job"?
Having a dream job was defined as "being put on this Earth to do what you were meant to do."

Dream jobs were selected for their "self-actualization potential,and play to some of
the fundamental traits and quirks in our national character."U.S character,that is.

1 Inventor
2 Brain Surgeon
3 NASCAR driver
4 Golf pro
5 Outdoor guide
6 Landscape designer
7 Cooking show host
8 Screenwriter
9 Evangelist
10 Freerider-Translation:"Marry money."

I pick cooking show host or evangelist.I like to cook,or it would be fun to invent my own religion and compete with L.Ron Hubbard.

People will believe,or cook, anything they see on T.V so the pay should be good.

Free Rider. Deep down, I really want to be lazy. Until then, I'm stuck as a workaholic.

hehe, almost forgot.

Feel this cat ass.

I'm sort of an amateur brain surgeon — a hobbyist of a type. I'd love to realize my dream and go pro. The glamour, the action, the bright lights call me. Of course, this would take a great deal of practice.

If all goes well, in 2004 I will be making a living as a freelance graphic designer & voice-over talent. We'll see...

Hoping for the best for you,Rimbaud.Sounds like fun!

Lars

Purr..Purr..purr..

greeneyes

"I see dead people.."

I would love to go freelance graphic & web design/development and Internet Marketing (Search engine optimization) or start my own firm. I have been doing it for some time for one company but I know I could make more money working for myself. I just don't have the balls to make the jump since I just bought a house. The possible (extra) instability scares me.

How about a job for 2004?

"I'm sort of an amateur brain surgeon — a hobbyist of a type. I'd love to realize my dream and go pro. The glamour, the action, the bright lights call me. Of course, this would take a great deal of practice."

You could start with trepanning, a relatively simple operation, and work your way up from there. Best to keep your practice discreet, of course, as I'm sure it would be considered practicing medicine without a license. You may have more work than you can handle, as increasing numbers of people go without health insurance.

There is a strange "community" of people out there who voluntarily trepan themselves (or have themselves trepanned) for what they describe as its psychic or spiritual benefits.

I may soon begin an exciting career as a street musician and tramp. My union at work just voted on its final contract offer from management. The results aren't in yet, but it was the kind of contract where they pass out a complimentary tube of KY jelly with your copy... so we may be out on the pavement soon.

I want to be a government agent for the ATF. Free alcohol, cigars and guns!


Whoo Hoo!

DG

Thanks, perruche. It sounds like I could stand to do a little networking.

Out of that list, I would be a cooking show host. I love cooking.

ENORMUS DICK.
Seems like it'd work for me.

Does it pay well?

I get shivers just looking at the old tagline. The end of an era...

inventer would be good.

Absinthe-addicted, mad poet.

Oh, wait ... I am already. They just forget to pay me for it.

I want to be the spokesmodel for:

http://www.avantishirts.com

http://www.kamgarments.com/alohashirts.html

http://www.hotshirts.com/aloha/default.asp

http://www.bananajack.com/

http://www.hilohattie.com/items.cfm?catid=...ectgroup_id=117

http://www.reyns.com/cgi/showitem.pl?Produ...te=../reyns.htm


Either that or a double naught spy.

1) Dominatrix/Master for female sex slaves
2) Rock Star
3) Michael Jackson's job (the beer & whiskey afficianado, not the pop star)
4) i wish had the art skills to be a tattoo artist & own my own shop
5) Young female pop diva's pool boy
6) whatever the hell the hilton sisters do....be independently wealthy and party...
7) bagpiper for the Dropkick Murphys
8) owner & bike builder at a hot rod or chopper shop (again needing the skills first)
9) party planner
10) DJ at a cool club. don't really need too many skills for that....

Hmm... street musician and tramp is actually looking rather promising right now.
I had better get out the old fiddle and get to work!

You only need to spend years practicing how to mix (blend) records and properly match beats.

I want to be a cowboy.

taste-tester for LDF maybe?

I would like to have my own bar someday.
I really like what I do now (unix admin) but I wish I was able to work
from home 1 or 2 days a week.

bah.

just get me a Mr. Microphone, a couple of portable picnic players and an epileptic retard holding a glow stick.

those fucking druggie idiots would never know the difference.

It's sad, but you're probably right. The times have changed.

Pierce Brosnin was on Conan, I think, and he said his parents did that and it was only a matter of time before he flips his lid. All in his family have at the very least, had their heads shrunk.

He went on about their head holes long enough where he was either on meth or he was serious.

I've seen a website where this woman actually photo'd the process ... thankfully, I can't remember what the addy is.

Anyone who wants a hole in their head can go right ahead.

DG

I need that like I need...

My lifelong ambition is to be one of those scary-looking grave-diggers that live in a shack in a cemetary. How cool would that be! Scaring off kids, digging graves while stopping every 5 minutes to swig from your flask, robbing the dead of their wedding rings/jewelry. Of course it's just a dream, I could never achieve it.

However, always wanted to own a liquor store. That'd be fun!

People are dying to get into that field. I had to do, I couldn't stop myself.

DG

Show some restraint, man.

nah, spew your thoughtcrimes as much as you want!

Like I really had a choice.

DG

Of course. Monkeys throw feces by instinct, as we have already determined.

let's just hope he doesn't do EVERYTHING instinctually and masturbate in the corner hoping we watch.....

Um..... too late.


DG

oh THAT's what you were doing!

i could have sworn you were trying to roll a cigarette!

ba dum bump

Hee! That's clever — hence self-contradictory. Bonus points.

Clever, self-contradictory, AND self-deprecating.
Extra bonus point!

so i get bonus points for Hellcat not having an avatar?

sweet!

Does anyone get the feeling we are surrounded by raving drunk funny lunatics?

And with this new revelation, let us hope DG just throws Feces and nothing like in the Silence of the Lambs.

Is that your veiled way of telling me to shut up?

nope.

my mom used to tell me to beware when riding the bus, that there was always at least ONE crazy person on the bus.

funny thing is, i could never find one.

"Absinthe-addicted, mad poet.
Oh, wait ... I am already. They just forget to pay me for it."

Ditto

I thought Silence of the Lambs is what happened when CG walked out to the barn.

DG