Gotta looove this auction....listed as "suisse absinthe & spoon" but pictured is some Czeckerland swill, no spoon, & the text states:


Read the rest for yourself....Suisse type absinthe & spoon
the amazing thing is, some people are bidding on this!

No one ever went broke, underestimating the public's intelligence.

Or, Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Hey! THE WIZ!!!!



(on second thought, that is too slimeball even for Wiz.)

What ever happened to that piece of work? (and his $25.00 absinthe shots)

Jeeze, that's right ... I forgot about him too. Kinda scary ...

DG

???

DG

The Wiz (was, is ) a "piece of work" that goes to Burningman selling $25.00 shots of Deva to fools stupid enough to pay him.

Was he married to Princess of Paranoia?

DG

Either someone complained about this guy misrepresenting himself, or he got busted by the "no alcohol sales on eBay" police. The listings are removed.


They are really starting to crack down over there on full bottles...(which is why so many "emptys" are now selling at $70+) I guess they'll be empty soon enough!

I just don't get it. There is one bottle of absinthe listed as empty because of the e-Bay booze cops, and one that is listed as unopened. Actually, I really don't care, I'm buying this.

Shweeeet!

I've had this thing since I was a wee lad...

shweeeet!

Shweet indeed. Was that a candle holder? I still have KISS concert books from the first concerts I ever saw. I think I also have confetti (God of Thunder) from a '70s show I was too young to attend.

I embody cool.

Hah! Ace Frehley wanted to marry me! If I still had that ring, I'd have the ultimate KISS collectible....

ohmigod!
you rock.
where did the ring go?

it fell into one of the pits in his face.

I was young, stupid & in LOOOOOVVE (with someone else). So the ring got given back (duh oh )

Nope, it's a big fuckin' drinking glass! It probably holds about 40 ounces! I still have my 1979 KISS tour book, from a concert I attended when I was 8 years old. It was the last tour with all four original members in makeup, before Peter Criss left.

Watch me piss everybody off:

Kiss Fucking Sucks

Really. They do.

Although I guess being proposed to by Ace Frehley is kinda cool.

Don't make me get out the fish, woman.

KISS might indeed suck. It's hard for me to look at it objectively, since I started listening to them when I was 6 years old. I was a huge fan all the way through high school, until I discovered Jane's Addiction. Dropped KISS like a hot potato. Realized they had been sucking ever since they took the makeup off (that much I know for sure). Ahhh...sweet disillusionment!

Jane's Addiction was an incredible live band in the mid-80's (it's hard to believe it's been nearly 20 years since I first saw them!) I was lucky enough to be able to watch their progress up thru the LA club scene. WOW~ there were times that Perry seemed to have the entire audience hypnotized, & the rhythm section was just sooo tight, no matter how far out Perry went they were always there.

Some of those concerts felt more like shamanistic rituals than rock n roll. Amazing band. The closest I've heard them capture that on record was on Ritual de lo Habitual, the cut "3 Days". That gives a hint of their live power.

Huh? How did I get into TUNE TALK?????

Dave Navarro was on Howard Stern last week playing ring toss onto a drumstick poking out of some guy's asshole.

When he lost the ring toss showdown, Stern and his sidekick got to fondle Carmen Electra's tits.

I promise that this is the complete truth and I've only had 2 or 3 glasses of Segarra so far tonight.
You just can't make shit like this up.

And why would ya bother?