Wrong-O,Baitmaster

That's just what my online persona would do.

I have rescued many birds from cats over the years.


Cheers,
Felis Catus

My online persona meets strange men in The Cuff's bathroom.

I keep a real-world personality so I can do things that would scandalize my online persona.

I rescued a rabbit from my cat once. Stupid cat caught a rabbit that was almost the size of the cat. Then the cat didn't know what to do with it.

F.T.C.A. - Don't get a ferret.

My son had two ferretts once.They got along fine with the cats. The ferretts did not get along with me though. They shit like crazy. Son would not keep the cage clean, so they went.

I had a ferret once, it's favorite passtime was jumping sideways and biting me. I left the door open one fine day and the wretched beast escaped.

I've had them for 20 years now. The first one went into bars with me and got mixed reactions. They amuse me.

Biting isn't an issue if you spend time with him.

Now, NS 70; I haven't had this in a while. LdF is late.

Bumpferret

My manager would not allow a ferret,but why do you say I should not get a ferret?

I would do research on them first and provide him with all the necessities for his
species.

I am kind to animals and would provide plenty of healthy food and opportunties
for exersise and play.

My online persona also likes to venture into the real world occasionally,but
always plays with claws in and treats other small(and large) creatures well.

I have volunteered at animal shelters for over six years.

Don't be afraid.

Felis Catus

So... how you doin'?

When the heck is #28 supposed to ship? I'm almost out of absinthe!

... into the stewpot?

There's a ferret rescue here in Denver; I had a momentary fit of madness & went there with Maturin with the idea of adopting one.

Before we even got out of our car, the stench was noticible. By the time we'd walked up to the front door of the house, it was hard to breath. I can't even imagine what the atmosphere was inside the house, because we never made it that far.

Nope, no ferrets for me. Besides, we collect art glass. Glass & ferrets evidently do not live peacefully together.

Naw, not as much meat a s squirls. He gave them to a couple of friends.

The ferrets were interesting to let loose in the house. They would play with me and occasionally bite, but not enough to break the skin. They seemed to be doing it in a playfull manner.

The cats seem to both consider me their property. they take turns sitting on my lap. The one who is on the floor scowls at the one on my lap.

eh, you're pussywhipped too?

happens to the best of us.

Ferrets often take monthly/bi-monthly baths. They should
be loped/made barren and de-scented (noisome makers -
ha, I'm funny). Then they're fine with a nice
2000 Bordeaux.

kinda like the french.

....

hey, i LIKED that french comment.

i actually giggled whilst typing it.

I laughed out loud.
Hurt my infected tooth.

aww, i never meant to hurt you!


*ties a string around lammy's tooth and the other end to a doorknob*

Man, I'm almost ready to do that myself.
I'd rather have it yanked out than hurtin' like it is.
I'm almost out of codeine and am now saving them for when it makes me actually cry.
Ah, the life of the uninsured....
ouch! ouch!

just don't turn into shane on us.....drunk AND tooferless!

I'm sure BaaBaaDoc will call the vet soon.

Had a ferret once too. In fact the biggest fucking ferret I've ever seen (Got the same feedback from the breeder that sold him to me. Biggest mistake ever!!! Never "used" the area he was supposed to and ALWAYS shit in a corner. Didn't matter what corner. Also seemed to enjoy biting people.

2 funny ferret stories:

1) This was in a college roommate setting where 3 guys shared a 3 bedroom apt. One of my roommates had a friend (guy) sleep over on the living room floor in a sleeping bag one evening. Typically, I slept in my bedroom with the door closed to keep the ferret away from everyone else. Well I had a young lady sleep over also who was unaware of proper ferret etiquette and left the bedroom door open in the morning. The entire house was wakened by the screams of the guy in the living room. The ferret had apparently crawled into his sleeping bag finding it nice and cozy and determined that he wanted it to himself. To vacate the human intruder he latched onto this guys nose while the guy was still sleeping.

2) Same setting. The household also had 2 cats living there. One each for the other roomies. The living room housed a nine foot couch (literally) that had an enclosed oval shaped wooden base that had an opening on one end. This was the furniture equivalent of a man made cave / den. Needless to say it was a ferret haven and the only place where the damn thing would not shit. One evening (we had a houseful of people) The 2 cats apparently decided this couch cave would be a better place to stay than around all of the humans. When they reached the far end (Opposite the opening) all hell broke loose. Cat and ferret screams like you can't imagine, all of the people sitting on the sofa jumping up and screaming from the noise and physical commotion coming from underneath the sofa .... All in all hilarious (and no, no animals harmed at entertainments expense).

Poor Lammie! Having suffered from a series of hideous infections 'til I had my wisdom teeth out, I can feel your pain. Swishing with whiskey helps substantially.