hey, i'm not tied up in your basement...you can't tell me what to do!

LCLF, baby!

can't make it.

Oh, you'll make it alright.

are you planning on having me Celtnapped?

Skirtnapped.

I grew up near a navy town, and there was a saying...

"Once you go Jack, you never go back."

Never quite knew what it meant until the last year.

Maldoror is the main character of Lautreamont´s book "Les Chants de Maldoror" which is my all time favourite. I was really amazed when I read it about 15 years ago. It´s been written that the name is a combination of
words Mal, Horor and Aurore and some people like to link this to Lucifer because the nature of the book is pretty fallen. But this is probably not new info to the majority here...

Seamen have a special bond.

So does semen.

Oh Snap!

Something about 120 seamen go out, 60 couples come back....

DG

Speaking of Seamen...

My nick has nothing to do with the comic book although as soon as I first posted on the old board I got flooded with Aquaman pics from Rimmy et al..

I used to swim competitively in college, and a non-swimmer friend always called me Aquaman, so it stuck, i guess.

I want a zorglumobile.


Gertz is simply my middle name.

"Speaking of Semen" may also apply, if you're swimming in public pools.

More mucilaginous musings?

It looks like your friends could stand to cut down on the asparagus, beer and dairy. Or, thanks to the miracle of chemistry, you might consider picking up some of this for them:

CCS Labs

My moniker and avatar are self-explanatory. But, upon request, I will explain.

Buck

No need to. Common knowledge for any educated person.

Mine too (at least the moniker). I found the avatar in an old engraving of Parisian Absinthe drinkers. I still like 1888's but then I bear a resemblance . . .


Welcome back Bud!

My name makes me giggle.

Edited to add that it's also better than goat roper.

Aye, but ya rope just one goat...

My Moniker is after Patrick O'Brien's Character "Stephen Maturin" in the Aubrey /Maturin books. Stephen King also used the name for the Turtle guardian of the beam, which he also took from P.O.B. as Maturin found a giant turtle which he named after Aubrey. My original avatar was something I put together quickly but wasn't happy with I took the current one from an old poster
" l'mort / L'Amour/l'attend" and added a little verte.

"Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines."

jack does

Brings a whole new meaning to the term, "rear ended."

DG

Mine is simple. It is my first name. I didn't want to use anything that would unnecessarily tax your few remaining brain cells when drunkenly berating me.

liar.
you couldn't remember your last name and didn't want to take off your underoos and look for your mother's handwriting.

Ouch! Busted!

if my last name was Case i would name my sun justin.

Ooooh. Way to come up with the second grade joke. Impressive!

Like I haven't heard that one before.

sometimes you have to pander to the audience

pander:

pretty pretty panda!

What is the sound of a masturbating panda?

I knew a Justin Case.

Jesus, can't anyone follow up on my straight line? I threw that one out like a slow pitch right over the center of the plate.

pandamonium?

dunno. i need more coffee. gonna go get some.

I ain't real bright, I'm on the wagon, and I'm no good at sports...


What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?


Not being retarded.


(thanks CG....hee hee hee)

shiatsu?

bam-boo?

yank-sum-wang?

I love birds. When I heard that one term for preparing an absinthe was "strangling the parrot", I knew what my moniker had to be...

What I'd like to know, Greeneyes (and I suspect I'm not alone): what is that strange green fetus-like thing that's your avatar?

PEEPS!!!!

NOOOOOO!!!!



They do really interesting things in a microwave.

Peep™ jousting for fun and profit!

i don't mind them outside after noon.

if they're chirping their little tune outside my window when i'm trying to sleep, though, that's when i wish them dead.

I'm scared of birds.
For real, I mean.
With their scaly little legs and their pointy little beaks that peck your eyes out and their screeching....
They make me afraid.

you must shit your knickers when you watch sesame street.

Bert and Ernie are gay for each other.