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Gullet.

Thorazine.

Quickly.

no.

ask mr. cruise.

there's no such thing as a chemical imbalance.

mr. hubbard told him so.

O Lord God divine
Who turned the water into wine
Please forgive we foolish men
We are going to turn it back again.

Apes-Ma, Apes-Ma
Remember when you were young Apes-Ma?
And you used to break out of your cage?
Well you know that you're not
Strong enough to do that anymore now
And Apes-Ma... The little girl that
Named you years ago died now
And you're older Apes-Ma
Remember when she named you
And it was in the paper Apes-Ma?
Apes-Ma, Apes-Ma
You're eating too much
And going to the bathroom too much Apes-Ma
And Apes-Ma, your cage isn't getting any bigger Apes-Ma...

+1!

Go fill your apecunt.

I just took my tongue piercing out for the first time in 12 years.

It feels good.

Maybe my dentist was right after all?

the doc told me to tell you that your dentist is wrong. it's healthier for you to have the tongue piercing.

also, he said he needs a blowjob.

that is all.

Thank you for the insider scoop.

Deepthroat.

he!

Damn.

Wow.

I wonder what he does for a living.

Knits sweaters for kittens?

Waiting to be Bush's next choice for the Supreme Court.

Could that soon be a "Stinky Minky?"

Oop, sorry for the seemingly extraneous Curious George pic. See, he's bi-curious of, ugh.

Neither was funny. *sigh*

Fucktard:

I think we've got a winner... or not.

Wow!
Good luck on the lazer surgery, adolf!

Had left ear, labret (stud), tongue, nipples.
Took out all of them, then got the lip redone and have kept it since.

As for whoever mentioned catching them on things - catching your nipple piercing on the shower door REALLY HURTS!

Would get tats if I could think of anything I liked, that isn't trendy, or cliched, and I wanted on my skin forever. I've considered a variation of the ying-yang, by splitting into its two component pieces and putting one on each shoulder, and then maybe adding some other binary opposites (eg having a western style dragon twined around one, and an easter around the other) but so far it's just been an idle thought.

How about an into?

















And show us your nipple piercings,

No intro necessary.
He ain't new.
Just hasn't been around in a year or so.

Oh, he hasn't?









In that case, don't show us your nips

Gender aside, jaded:



Oh, and to everyone here, since it's been like years: