I would like to suggest that we require all newbies to make their first post in Haiku. If we included such a clause at the end of the 'Read This First' section, we would know imediately whether or not they had done their homework. In addition, it might clue people in to the tone that we seek to encourage.

Opinions?

I vote.


ummm, NO!

Second!

Second

Umm...No!

or second

duh, Yes!

Perhaps this should have been a poll with a yes/no option.

Well, you all know what I think.

More Haiku, more Haiku!

The Haiku idea sounds good to me!

I hated writing the fucking things in school. How about limericks instead?

Fair enough.
I suggest that they be allowed to choose either haiku or limmerick.

Right on, Faustus!

There was an old man from the Louche Lounge,
Who had a problem keeping his douche down.
He plugged up his butt,
Felched a transvestite slut,
And said: "I'm Sondickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist!, but boy is your ass brown."

The Louchelounge was cool
But Sonoman ruined it
We rose from the ash.

I vote to the Haiku or Limerick option.

Haiku-Limerick eh?



Man from Nantucket
Dick so long he could suck it.
Ear was cunt, fuck it.

A new genre is born.

Awesome!

Despair, ruin and turmoil
Admins rise
We drink again

I just read this post - truely hilarious!

Fookin' brilliant! CeeGee for president!

much-ass grassy-ass.

i use the same shotgun technique with my posts that Louchie uses w/ the ladies.

And you have bagged some posts. The question is, has the Mayor bagged any ladies?

hmmm.

there's two responses to this:

guessing by his looks, i'd say both parties would be two-baggers.

or

He'll have to give us that information, because I don't know ANY woman that would admit to fucking him without police questioning.




i didn't say they were GOOD responses, by the way.

oh, i know somebody else used the term two-bagger a little bit ago, but it's also one of my favorites.


man, i remember the first time i heard of the bag story...a joke I heard when i was a kid:


3 guys are in a bar drunk & discussing just how ugly their wives are.

they decide to make a bet & go to each other's cribs to judge.

first guy's wife has a hair-lip & is missing a finger so he figures he's won.

second guy's wife has a moustache & a clubfoot so he thinks he's won.

third guy walks in, moves the couch and pulls open a trap door.

his wife yells up: "Honey, do you want me to bag my face?"

his reply: "No, I don't wanna fuck you, I wanna show you off!"

CG's writer's back on full pay!

And he's overcompensated.

*Sigh* All that wit and not a speck of taste in men. It happens all too often. Crying shame.

Actually, from that statement his taste in men seems pretty much where it should be.

The three baggers are the worst. One for her, one for you, and one for your dog so he'll still respect you in the morning.

hey, how do you know that i don't just fall into the category of my second response?

i don't recall seeing your badge....

BaaBaaDoc has plan
Newbies want to join the clan
Drunks make crazy rules

Post in the forum
Drink absinthe, stay up all night
The muse brings headache

The dirty muse calls
See her face opalescent
Technicolor dreams

(Oh shit I can't stop)

sponge bob no pants drunk
sponge bob no pants really drunk
sponge bob fuckin drunk

Porkio and beans
Ricci in tight blue jeans
Camel toe legumes


(HG and bad haikus oh what a night)

Almost sprayed mine on the monitor after reading that last one!

Porkio,

Here's a nice gift for Christmas. You can get the oragami boulder with Haiku for only $15.

http://www.origamiboulder.com/

Nice find, Sponge Bob. I like the performance art option.

I humbly submit this ....

To the green fairy
I drink a toast of nectar
It's taste is sublime

These haiku are nice
They make me guffaw loudly
Cheers to all you drunks!

yes, i am at work
my vacation starts at five.
eat my ass peanuts.

Oh dear. Ass Peanuts.
Please keep them away from me.
Please leave me alone.

lammy is worried
but, no fear, my dear, i am
saving them for treats.

I will not eat them
Oh dastardly CelticGent
No ass-peanuts, please.

i thought Sheepy was
a world traveler? i would
think Japan had worse?

The worst thing I ate
While residing in Japan
Came from MacDonalds

sounds about right, Doc.
We had Burger King last night,
porcelin my friend.

Raw fish is yummy
Pig snout is not so awful
Burgers made me sick