QUOTE(Rimbaud @ Dec 22 2003, 05:14 PM)
A bag of old toes
Garnish with parsley and sage
Serve warm with cornbread
Garnish with parsley and sage
Serve warm with cornbread
Full Version: A Modest Proposal
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why would you fuck mom?
she is gross and fat and old
you are desperate
she is gross and fat and old
you are desperate
a question for you,
it is a very simple
one. have you seen me?
Slim Whitman sucks ass
His moustache is quite creepy
Throw him in the well
His moustache is quite creepy
Throw him in the well
nookie nookie yeah!
call me The Nookie Monster
Mentos get me laid
call me The Nookie Monster
Mentos get me laid
Oh, Abe Vigoda
You astonish me each day
Let me smell your fist
You astonish me each day
Let me smell your fist
QUOTE(Rimbaud @ Dec 22 2003, 05:19 PM)
Oh, Abe Vigoda
You astonish me each day
Let me smell your fist
You astonish me each day
Let me smell your fist
Man on train looks at
me oddly. I must put him
in the meat slicer
me oddly. I must put him
in the meat slicer
i am going to
make like a bakery truck
and haul buns. bye friends!
make like a bakery truck
and haul buns. bye friends!
QUOTE(lambchop @ Dec 22 2003, 05:13 PM)
Some parting words:
Merry Christmas folks
And a Happy New Year too
Then to Hell with you
Merry Christmas folks
And a Happy New Year too
Then to Hell with you
Happy damn Christmas
eat lots of food and get plotzed
then puke on sheep prof
Ho fucking ho, bitch.
I got your Christmas right here.
Choke on it, asswipe
I got your Christmas right here.
Choke on it, asswipe
Bye bye for now kids
I enjoyed trading haikus
Now I must eat food
I enjoyed trading haikus
Now I must eat food
lambchop is a scrooge
velcro gloves keep sheep near by
you cannot escape
velcro gloves keep sheep near by
you cannot escape
I am leaving here
to get my hair cut downtown.
Then, to Syracuse.
See you soon, CG.
Merry christmas to the rest.
Now here are some jugs:
to get my hair cut downtown.
Then, to Syracuse.
See you soon, CG.
Merry christmas to the rest.
Now here are some jugs:
Beautiful work!
God bless us, every one.
God bless us, every one.
QUOTE(Rimbaud @ Dec 22 2003, 03:16 PM)
Slim Whitman sucks ass
His moustache is quite creepy
Throw him in the well
His moustache is quite creepy
Throw him in the well
How can you say that?
Child molester mustaches
are cool and tres chic!
When gone, I am sad
This place makes me smile and laugh
A home in a box
I wrote a few more, but they were depressing. So fuck 'em.
This place makes me smile and laugh
A home in a box
I wrote a few more, but they were depressing. So fuck 'em.
haiku are ass taste
i can never properly
count the syllables
i can never properly
count the syllables
Sancho and Skeeter,
don't be so humble, you guys.
You both write purdy.
don't be so humble, you guys.
You both write purdy.
My boss gave whiskey
I poured it into eggnog
And it tastes real good
I poured it into eggnog
And it tastes real good
Peeps, your compliment
Is like cool breeze on hot day
A smile to my face.
Is like cool breeze on hot day
A smile to my face.
I'm still hungover
Oral absinthe tumblewweds
Blow thoughout my mouth
(NYC kill't me)
Oral absinthe tumblewweds
Blow thoughout my mouth
(NYC kill't me)
Damn good thing you missed Wednesday.
Live in mobile home
drink lots and lots of absinthe
life is very good
drink lots and lots of absinthe
life is very good
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GOD i miss the folks who used to haunt this place.
GOD i miss the folks who used to haunt this place.
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