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I think it was the sellers name more than anything...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...31&category=821
CelticGent
is that your main squeeze?
Louched Liver
What a pussy!
greeneyes
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Working for the Clampdown.

That's an interesting gadget. Personally, though, I prefer to have the booze light me up.
lambchop
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Jan 15 2004, 12:45 PM)
Working for the Clampdown.

Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
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CelticGent
punk rock chicks make me wet.
lambchop
Huh.
And I thought you were just drooling on yourself again.

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CelticGent
nope.

wrong hole.
Bumpferret
Proof (no pun) they are selling ACTUAL empties.
(that held squeezin's)
HELLCAT
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Jan 15 2004, 11:12 AM)
What a pussy!

You Rang?
DGLeadbetter
You know ... I have to admit, I used to sell my empties along with a list of urls, every single one sold ... usually for 8-16 bucks, plus I'd throw in a cheap spoon ... mostly so I wouldn't feel bad.

You know ... I've got a atack of about 8 empties sitting around. Might be time to fire up the digital again.

DG
greeneyes
QUOTE(DGLeadbetter @ Jan 15 2004, 04:52 PM)
...I have to admit, I used to sell my empties...I've got a atack...

Freudian typo? You did risk reprisal in admitting to that.
DGLeadbetter
Gotta stop drinking BEFORE entering the lounge ....

DG
greeneyes
Ach — such blasphemy! What's gotten into you, man?
Crosby
QUOTE(DGLeadbetter @ Jan 15 2004, 04:52 PM)
You know ... I have to admit, I used to sell my empties along with a list of urls, every single one sold ...

I fucking knew you were a Sonopie puppet. bluelaser.gif
DGLeadbetter
Naw ... that was before I ever heard of the opster .... hey ... maybe he got the idea from me!

DG
1888
"Hey Guys..."
DGLeadbetter
Great ... you try to be real and bare your soul here and look what happens. Looks like an early crucifixion for old DG. fish.sml

DG
Louched Liver
I think "overdue" is the term.
A.B. Normal
I keep seeing some asshole in Scottsdale selling empties on eBay. I'm very tempted to find where he lives and beat him over the head with one of my empties.

No offense to you, DG...I could never smear another pug owner.
Louched Liver
The pug owns him.
DGLeadbetter
Ain't that the truth.

DG
A.B. Normal
I feel you pain...stubborn little fuckers aren't they?
DGLeadbetter
Yes ... I love my pug to death, but man ... just TRY to get them to do what you want. We got as far as sit and stay. And that only works at dinner time.

now if we couls only figure out how to get her to use the vacuum.

DG
Absinthe_1900
You should see how stubborn a Boxer is, and you don't even want see what happens to the vacuum cleaner, when the Imp hears it being switched on.
Picture 65 LBS of flying dog, pouncing on the Hoover.
DGLeadbetter
Wow ... that sucks.
<insert rimshot here>

DG
HELLCAT
How about a 100lb Lab...Dumb but cute.
HELLCAT
nopity.gif aa I just heard gunfire....not good in the hood. em31.gif rlwhore.gif
DGLeadbetter
Gunfire bad ... unless you're the one shooting.

DG
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