you say that like it's a bad thing, nancy.

Bald men: The mayor, Dinky, Sachmo, Skeeter, Smutty, CeeGee, Gimpy, Artemis, Mikey V, Sixela, Tumbledorf, etc. I am sure there are others that either haven't come forward, or I forgot them.

i'm bald on purpose, though, for now...

neener neener neener

Sure. We all believe that.

Don't be hasty, my young friend¹!

I'm just *flirting* with Androgenetic Alopecia, Norwood classification Type III -- at least for the time being, though all my genetic antecedents make it eminently clear that, in due course, I'll reach type VII.

It's already well short of what most would see as "executive hair", though. Fortunately, I have little desire to become an executive.

I *am* a member of the trimmer-using class, though, so don't you go picking on my colleagues that use more drastic trimmer settings!


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¹Yes, it *is* a Tolkien quote

I'm afraid that type III Androgenetic Alopecia counts. I'm sorry to hear of your recent loss.

[I *swear* I read that as: "I'm sorry to hair of your recent loss"]

I said I'm flirting with alocepia type III -- but I'm still married to my hair (though it's calling its lawyer all too often these days; I wonder why).

Ok, baldy.

Bald is beautiful, boys.

My ex once asked me to trim his hair, and I forgot to put on the trimming attachment so I got to shave his head. Good times.

If falls out, you can always get a Shatner hair hat.

Yeah right.

I'll have the Spock hair hat and elvish ears, thank you.

William Shatner

I trim my hair with a Mach III.

I use a weed beater

That's news to me. I can't say I never learned anything here.

.
I have a receding hairline, it just reached my neck.

I've never met a man at your age that kept all of his hair.

even in a shoebox?

A little voodoo girl kept some of my, ..ouch,,, oh , ouch hair.

did you send it with your jewelry to arizona?

"I've never met a man at your age that kept all of his hair."

You don't know any more about my age than you do about my hair. You can't believe everything you read on the Internet.

You sure look old.

Ha ha!
NEVER under estimate the power of light Artemis. If one person knows something in a community , eventualy everyone but the densest know it too.

I consider 91 to be old.

Go to the address you think you know and see who lives there, asshole. Prepare to be disappointed.



You couldn't scare me if you brought Mike Tyson with you.



I'm not.



I know who you are too. You're an asshole and a punk who seems to take delight in baiting me. You're in over your head, in every possible sense.



You lost the bet.



I don't give a fuck what your name is, what you hide, what you reveal, anything about you, unlike you, who seem to have some sort of obsession with me.



Go fuck yourself.



Oh, that.

what IS this mickey mouse bullshit???

Ouch.
Why don't you tell me what you really think? Who said any thing about an address?
Relax.

Party Artie,
Try decaf.

I thought this was an area for Women... Not for little boys to act like bitches!

Now settle down or I'm gonna stop the car and make you walk home.

Thanks dink, and what an apt expression.
I will try to curb my baiting, some people are soo easy though.

I see my post has been removed.
Just for the record, Artemis makes it sound like I revealed something (an address) and that is bullshit. I revealed nothing . I did give artemis a heads up and he over reacted. Big surprise. If I make any more posts that have to be removed I will peacefully withdraw from your community.
Sorry
Peace.

Don't go anywhere.
These are goofy times right now.
If you make a mistake, you make
a mistake.
We (Admins) make them too.
At least I sure the fuck do.

God dammit , I think I'm falling in love.
Mayor you are much nicer than a punk like me deserves.
I'm the over exuberant fucking newbie who just wants to act like he knows something , but if I grow older and do learn a thing or two , I hope I can be just like you.

Better just go kill yourself then.

I guess I'll just keep putting one foot in front of the other. The one extending a little further than the other so I will go in a neat circle.


But mom I'm tired of going around in circles.






Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

Try planting your lips on my ass.

Fuck you and your shithole forum.

For the record, the asshole known as Kirk (real name or not, who gives a fuck) thought he was being cute by posting what he thought was part of my address on a public forum. He obviously obtained that address from somone to whom I revealed it in confidence. One of his defenders here, maybe? I'll let that individual examine his own conscience. In doing what he did, Kirk, for reasons he doesn't understand, put me at risk. That's all I'm going to say about that part of it.

Hey, that is quite enough.

I did not see the offending post. It was that quickly remedied by your devoted admins. They have all members' interests in mind.

Please take it down a notch, cowboy.

Funny



Not funny

See what I mean about the decaf?

sanka?

"I did not see the offending post."

Nor do you have a clue what's involved, so I respectfully suggest that you stay out of it.

"It was that quickly remedied by your devoted admins. They have all members' interests in mind."

Again, you have no idea what my interests are, but one of the moderators does and another has at least some clue, so I suggest you defer to them and stay out of this.

QUOTE
Try planting your lips on my ass.
Funny
QUOTE
your shithole forum.
Not funny

You got that right. I wasn't trying to be funny.

You are correct, Arty. I'm not aware of the history. I don't think I want to be. Somehow, I suspect you'd concur with me on that, no?

I'm not the sort to "not worry her pretty, little head," though, friend — especially when someone suggests that I ought to do such. I'd be willing to bet you can identify with me on that as well.

Thanks for the tonal adjustment. I really do appreciate it.

It's nice to meet you.

Artemis , I am sorry I made you mad. I do not take your situation lightly. If I had thought about the human aspect , that is you being a real human being , with feelings , I would not have poked at you. I was having fun when I should have been thinking about your rights. If the internet is a high way then I was driving recklessly and deserved a citation. If you do not accept this apology that is your perogative , but I am still sincere , and I will do my best not to step on your toes again.
Again I apologise. I went too far.

I just got back into town and this greeted me.

Cool, huh!

Wow ... see what happens when I go out to get some dinner? All the cool stuff happens when I'm away.

I'm thinking it's a plot to keep me in the dark.

DG

PartyMess is so helpful and
good natured! He always cooly
responds to baiting. He's the kind of
asshole that this asshole Lounge needs
to be real ass-holy.

Agreed. What would a bowl of popcorn be without salt.

DG