Dish the dirt.
Just say Why to the Y Chromosome.

wimmins are evil.

Get the fuck outtah here, perv.
This is for me and the other gals.

Speakin' o' pervs.
Smuttty will see the name on this and
break his fingers typing to get here.

fuck you, slunt.

me and 2ly are the skirt wearers here.

[checks teeth for spinach, lifts and separates, fixes hair]

Well, this is never going to work. I'm in here all alone. I can't be in the ladies room without another woman. That would violate the rules.

kettle=blackest of black.

good thing you're not a skirt wearer. you'd look like a saggy tinkertoy wearing a handkerchief.

Can we talk about tampons?
And our feelings?

how do you put out a flaming maxi pad?
tampon it.

who's feeling who?

Who's zoomin' who?

what's grosser than gross?
two vampires sucking on a bloody tampon.




looks like rimmy was zooming back in 72.

Break the ice in the bathroom:Want to smell something weird...

That would just be my flaccid member
you'd be lookin' at pal.
Once it's up to ENORMUS, it would look
like a telephone pole w/a doiley on it.

I think I found your telephone pole.

Nope, here it is:



Old and broken - and always with with one man climbing on it, with other men trying to erect it.

let's show it the actual scale though....

Yeah, taller than a locomotive.

does yours say Lionel on the side?

Grand Funk.

use soap.

Depends on who yer looking to violate.

DG

You and CG I'm looking to violate w/a
fireax.

...

Um, and that would be?

Not me...a girl I used to work with. She's a hottie, no?

Jacked my brightness.
Nice picture.

I'm not sure how I managed to capture such momemts on film, but I was armed with my camera at all times back then.

Well, more then goddamit.

I used to carry a camera around in public restrooms ... damn restraining orders!

DG

Trust me...you don't want to see the pics from that era...Except for the hottie, most are odd at best. I have me as the Cat in The Hat but there are no others I'd be willing to share.

All I know is that, after that pic, once Smutty finds this place all hell's gonna break loose! It's gonna be sweet!

Seriously .... I do too. This is getting really strange.

DG

Oh no -- not another pissing contest.

Nah, can't be me. I was only 1 year old in 1972. I did, however, have the same haircut as a wee lad that I do now. If it ain't broke, don't fix it...

Fix it.

I can't. I'm broke.

Then might I recommend Astor Hair? They always do right by me and they only charge $12. Not, I know, the type of thing that you're used to, but poverty breeds lifestyle changes.

I've heard good things about Astor, but I'm hooked on Mudhoney in SoHo. This English bloke named Brendan cuts my mop, and I refuse to go anywhere else. I'll just let it grow for a while. It's looking rather Syd-like as of late, which I quite like...

Just be careful how long you pursue the resemblance. Syd ain't looking so good these days.

pays for itself after the first 2 trims!

But then Rimmy wouldn't have all of that panache.

unless you're sampson, hair doesn't mean much.

I know it.

Smutty wins the 'Pee-body Award' this year!

i got a set of 'balding clippers' from oster i think... professional grade...

cost a bit more, but they last for fuggin ever and get a lot closer than regular clippers... gives me an extra week or so between trims...
--
sancho

HELLCAT was right. This place is FULL of bald men.

IMPOSSIBLE!!

Takes one to know one, I reckon.