Admit it.
You came here to check it out.
And then you had to piss in the corner
to show you were here.

Fuck off.
Leave the wimmins their own spot.

*tinkle-tinkle*

oh wait........
damn..........

says the male posting in the ladies room.

If this area of the board is for airing our gender-based feelings about men or clothes or make-up or about girl-things in general....well....I think we got the wrong bunch of girls. (But y’all knew that, didn’t you?)

See. There are women who like to talk about stuff like that. And then there are women who decidedly do not. Methinks we got (primarily) the latter here.

Proof in point?
Well.
We're here, for one.

So let's talk about literature and philosophy and booze instead. 'K?

I like talking about make-up, men and clothes. And shoes, let's talk about shoes.

how about: if the bitches wanted their own room, they could've asked for one.

kinda like jack's doing now.

I'm sorry I couldn't find the "MEN'S ROOM", so I had to go here.

Ok. So there is this NEW Tampon out called ELLEN.

Yeah, Ellen Back..

Cause when ya'll are in that kinda way it seems that's where you've just been.

Very quick.

I'll bet you say that to all the boys..

I just like to hear chicks talking about sex.

From what I've heard, they're worse than guys.

DG

I like big titties.

Tig Bitties?

DG

Yeah, DG

I'm just trying to get that "sex talk" ball rolling for you.

Yep..

Those ladies are going to start talking about cup sizes and nipple sensitivity in just a few minutes.

You'll see.

DG

My mother has a romance writing group. You wanna talk about raunchy women...



I've been trying for years to wipe those memories from my mind.

I had a good therapist.

You need the number, let me know.

DG

One size fits most.

Cups

Gross, that looks like a short fat condom. What if it leaks? How do you remove that thing? Does it come with a ZIP LOCK?

Some men use those too.

Gotta read the directions.

Yeah, but they are printed down at the bottom of the condom.

I never manage to roll mine down that far.

Ok ladies,

Here are some topics we'd like to see here in the ladies' room:

There was this one time at band camp.
I remember my first three way like it was yesterday.
It's funny but every time I wear my pink lace panties I ..
Things I like to do with my nipples when it gets cold ...
I find invertebrate yellow ocean creatures sexy because...

Well now it's up to you.

Go ahead and make us proud!

Carefully...unless you want your bathroom to look like the one in the shower scene in Psycho. No ziplock.

I know how to get a thread rollin'.

HA! Awesome! Almost spilled my drink, right out my nose.

Colonies, man, colonies. Not single creatures.

*psst*
He's from tv.
Don't expect much.

Wow six,

I can understand how one sponge might not be enough to satisfy your burning passion, but an entire colony?

Tell us more about your kinky plans for the colony.

Ah, yes.

Band camp.

*sigh*

That sure brings back memories.......

You say "creature" - I say "colony".

---------heallth warning: geekiness level goes off scale from here---------

It all depends on your view of what a "creature" is: one single sponge can be seen as a colony rather than a "creature", though there is some debate about that; and mainly because of that, they alone of all the animals are classified in the Parazoa (i.e., "almost animal") subkingdom.

The main reason for not saying that a sponge is a "creature" is that the cells are quite capable of surviving on their own, the sponge can be shaken apart, and some cells are totipotent (i.e. can transform themselves into all the other types of cells).

Which means that you can pass a sponge through a sieve and the different pieces will then form separate growing entities¹; in this sense, it's simpler to think of a single sponge cell as the "creature", and the sponge as a colony.

--
¹I don't have to point out that this is much harder for entities that are unambiguously sa creature, e.g. a Sponge Bob.

sponges suck.

Sorry, I didn't catch that.

i'll throw it harder next time.

According to my mother (rest her soul) the correct term is Teats.

only if you have a mexican accent.

...

CG you're fooking killing me.

I needed that.

Lick and even hum.

Anything to get the lady to curl her toes.

fuck them without pulling their pantyhose down.

I think you hurt me CG.

I can't breathe.

CG is on a roll.

Damn boy, you're killing me.

Don't strain yerself CG!

Too late....

DG