rice paddies?

ass-coffee makes me wet.

I don't drink... coffee.

Boise IA, I sure do.
At least a liter/day.
Haven't spilled an entire pot since
Louche Fest. The dump that killed the
boombox.

Idaho, I think you mean. Iowa doesn't have a Boise that I know of. But they do have a goddamned 65mph speedlimit on interstates and a 55mph speedlimit on 2-lane roads. GAWDAMNED I hate driving in Iowa. Number one reason I'm not living there right now!

I'm wrong, per usual.
Continue speeding.

I've got it good out here in Pee-town. Good coffee shops around every corner. The over priced dives are Starbucks and Coffee People.

I usually drink a however much coffee I can make in my french press.
I like dark, smooth, rich coffee with just a little cream.