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Louched Liver
We run FeelThisCatAss off?
Larspeart
I have no idea why she'd leave.

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Crosby
Prolly just busy.
greeneyes
Someone let the other CAT out, as well, it seems.

I'd miss Felis.
Louched Liver
I e-mailed the missin' missy.
DrinkSlinger
Well... you know how it is with pussy.

It's all over the place, or it's all dried up.
HELLCAT
Here kitty kitty...meow
Larspeart
Do I detect an areola?

WB Feelthiscatass!
Louched Liver
Huh?
Kirk
QUOTE(Larspeart @ Feb 2 2004, 09:30 AM)
Do I detect an areola?


Yes you do , but is that a man?
HELLCAT
You decide! smiley_abwn.gif
Kirk
I don't detect an adams apple but something about the face structure... It's not you is it , cat?
DrinkSlinger
One of my favorite old games.

Chick or Dude


Let's take a closer look at the pic...

It's tough to get a good luck at the vital areas.

The head is turned, so we cannot get a good view of the adam's apple.

The hands are in front of the chest, so we cannot tell if that is indeed cleavage, or a very clever tape job.

Eyebrows are very tweezed and sculpted, lots of makup, false eyelashes...but the nails are non existant?

Hip to shoulder and waist ratio looks borderline female.

Nose looks sculpted.

Big shoulders, long muscular arms... pointy elbows.

The chin... it's the chin that throws you.
HELLCAT
OH GOD KNOW. But my friend in this picture had some amazing fun with Carmen Elektra and Dennis Rodman when they lived in Dallas. ohsnap.jpg
HELLCAT
Correction: Oh God No! bondage.sml
Off. Jack Batemaster
When are you going to post your picture, HC?
DrinkSlinger
I've seen a pic of HC.

She looks nothing like this dude...er... person.
HELLCAT
It would be fine if we met in person...lets savor the mystery...or misery which ever you prefer!
Off. Jack Batemaster
I'll post mine, if you post yours.
DrinkSlinger
I think you could've even used the old school, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours".
Off. Jack Batemaster
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HELLCAT
Red BUSH
Off. Jack Batemaster
Where's your pic, HC? I knew you were a dog, posing as a cat.
HELLCAT
Woof...perky little poodle aren't ya.... smiley_abxy.gif smiley_acbk.gif blink.gif crouchmean.jpg Peeing1.gif 30040-5.gif ohsnap.jpg ohsnap.jpg smiley_abwn.gif Kiss me quick Jack!
Off. Jack Batemaster
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HELLCAT
Dude I thought you much older...Yo EM take a 8MILE walk lately? blbl.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
I'm only 31, biotch.
HELLCAT
Really, O.k. I'm impressed Biotch! Dude your soooo CRAFTY 1poke.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
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HELLCAT
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Feb 2 2004, 04:48 PM)
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HELLCAT
o.k. Truce...I'm totally laughing now! Cool!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Where's your pic? Peeing1.gif
HELLCAT
WOOF...later dude. Leatherman.gif smiley_abwn.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
That's what I thought.

Peeing1.gif
Off. Jack Batemaster
No wonder you didn't want to post your pic.

user posted image
HELLCAT
A.B. Normal
I was about to eat.
Not so interested in food anymore.

Bolt.sml
Raindog
She didn't affect me that way, I'm still hungry but I think I'm gonna make some burritos.
Gertz
Woo-hoo - - speaking of pussy, just discovered those new emoticons:

smiley_abui.gif smiley_abwn.gif



Nice ones.
A.B. Normal
Speaking of--why does her midsection sparkle?
Sponge Bob
Much like a sponge, it sparkles from pure wetness.
balzdeep
I think it's an Australian emoticon. The sparkle from down under, mate!
Sponge Bob
In that case, ah laak thim Australian wimin!

Mmmmmm wetness. post-8-1074403427.gif
Louched Liver
Where's Lystie?
Is JillBee coastin' w/the Ricans
already?
Who ate the Madeliene?
Did Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe get basted?
Someone say "Shoo, shoo!"
to Xu-Xu?
Where's our goddam Real Live
Women?
Bunch a boring fuckin' dudes we is.
Louched Liver
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Feb 2 2004, 09:55 PM)
Speaking of--why does her midsection sparkle?

She's clean.
lambchop
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Feb 3 2004, 01:37 AM)

Where's our goddam Real Live
Women?

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lambchop
This little Lystie went to market.
This little JillBee stayed home.
This little Maddy ate roast beef.
This little Jade- the only REAL Burnt™ absinthe ate none.
And this little Xu-Xu went
whee whee whee
all
the
way
home.
CelticGent
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Feb 3 2004, 01:37 AM)
Where's our goddam Real Live
Women?
Bunch a boring fuckin' dudes we is.

you answered your own question.
Black Jack
You is uggie, HellCat! Woof Woof.

Oy Snap!
greeneyes
Xu-Xu told me she is busy getting ready for an important underpants convention.
Justin
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Feb 3 2004, 02:49 PM)
Xu-Xu told me she is busy getting ready for an important underpants convention.

Sounds like she has her priorities in the right place.

As a side note, the mere mention of underpants probably made CG wet.
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