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I'll pound that fuck into dust.
and you can put that into your absinthe pipe and smoke it.
I bet you could borrow one from someone at ABG.
QUOTE(Masque @ Mar 22 2004, 08:26 AM)
You ever think we may be too hard on him?
No.
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Mar 21 2004, 09:50 AM)
He may be ugly too.
I'm sure of that. I heard he's a tall, bald and skinny old man who wears cheap shoes and Field Hockey jerseys.
Thought you said he was ugly?
This could get ugly.
Winnie's forum is still down, maybe there is some justice in the world.
This is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=1275
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=1275
Wow! Only $2.75. What a bargin! Why waste money with LdF anymore?
AAAHHH! 
What a joke.
What a joke.
But . . . the kit doesn't include a still. 
How are ya spozed to make absinthe without a still?
Oh . . . THAT'S why it's a joke. NOW I GET IT!
How are ya spozed to make absinthe without a still?
Oh . . . THAT'S why it's a joke. NOW I GET IT!
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Apr 2 2004, 01:12 PM)
This is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=1275
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=1275
That is pretty damn funny, but this one gets my vote.
Very nice:
"I've wasted money on a lot of things in my life: women, cars, other things I didn't need"
"I've wasted money on a lot of things in my life: women, cars, other things I didn't need"
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Apr 2 2004, 02:12 PM)
This is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen on ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=1275
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...4&category=1275
This is always helpful.
I wanted to go to a black mass once, but they wouldn't let me. Cause, well you know, because I'm white.
Brotherman, They welcome folks
of all phylum. Loofa from a lough
don't make no difference.
of all phylum. Loofa from a lough
don't make no difference.
Any phylum, all phyla. Get yer classical plurals right.
I heard they just don't like penguins.
Who does?
QUOTE(musicgeek @ Apr 5 2004, 09:59 AM)
I heard they just don't like penguins.
Can't understand why - after all, they're somewhat black, aren't they?
...and once you go black......
DG
DG
gangrene can be a right bitch.
QUOTE
QUOTE (Bumpferret @ Apr 3 2004, 04:47 AM)
Brotherman, They welcome folks
of all phylum. Loofa from a lough
don't make no difference.
Any phylum, all phyla. Get yer classical plurals right.
Brotherman, They welcome folks
of all phylum. Loofa from a lough
don't make no difference.
Any phylum, all phyla. Get yer classical plurals right.
Still haven't learned have you?
I have selective eyesight.
Not you. The penguin. Still quoting the post directly above his.
I hate to be the one to tell him to
but, he's gonna get another time out.
I hate to be the one to tell him to
but, he's gonna get another time out.
Newbs is learning.
Asshole.
Asshole.
Should I?
I'm still feelin' pissy.
I'm still feelin' pissy.
I agree.
How long this time?
How long this time?
Hey, you're the Mayor. You have to make the tough decisions.
You're right.
You are banned for a fortnight.
You are banned for a fortnight.
I'll wait for the day shift to chime in on
6 Pack.
6 Pack.
What'd I get banned for?
Tough decision, so's I made it.
Oh, o.k.
That's what I get...
You're lucky that's all.
And just how long is a fortnight exactly? And don't say, "you have to wait a fortnight to find out" or anything like that.
Ok, I won't.
Um, thanks.
Um, no.
Fortnight : Two weeks.
!!!
Strong enough for a man, but made for a Penguin.
DG
DG
hehe!
How about a week for the geek?
Noooooo!
We need him!
We need him!
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Apr 7 2004, 08:22 AM)
How about a week for the geek?
Make it two.
Fucker not around much anyway
anymore since his chicks fled the
joint.
I'm gonna slap him w/one, der
Cros can up the slappage if he
wanna.
anymore since his chicks fled the
joint.
I'm gonna slap him w/one, der
Cros can up the slappage if he
wanna.
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