I'm still not registered.
Damnit!
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I'm still not registered.
Damnit!
I don't see your post..
Is it already up on your end?
Is it already up on your end?
It's up now.
DG
DG
I can't get mine up.
So this is what it's like to be a man...
So this is what it's like to be a man...
Dirty_sanchez
New member
Username: Dirty_sanchez
Post Number: 2
Registered: 2-2004
Posted on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 7:44 pm:
Wow 2buck!
That's exactly how we started. One of the dudes said he could blow out the sugar cube with a fart.
We all laughed because we knew what would happen.
Boy were we surprised when that yellow flame shot out of Clark's ass.
The spoon was ruined but we didn't care. We just kept farting and burning all night long.
Now that's a memory that I'll cary with me into my old age.
New member
Username: Dirty_sanchez
Post Number: 2
Registered: 2-2004
Posted on Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 7:44 pm:
Wow 2buck!
That's exactly how we started. One of the dudes said he could blow out the sugar cube with a fart.
We all laughed because we knew what would happen.
Boy were we surprised when that yellow flame shot out of Clark's ass.
The spoon was ruined but we didn't care. We just kept farting and burning all night long.
Now that's a memory that I'll cary with me into my old age.
Too funny.
Keep your dollar, I got my money's worh already.
DG
Keep your dollar, I got my money's worh already.
DG
QUOTE
I can't get mine up.
So this is what it's like to be a man...
So this is what it's like to be a man...
Well yes, but then you'd have to spend the whole next day bragging to all your pals how your girl couldn't walk afterwards.
DG
My account has been suspended in two posts.
I matched Liver's record.
I matched Liver's record.
Okay ... I got suspended after 3 posts. And for a little harmless fun.
Not a record, but pretty damn cool nonetheless.
DG
Not a record, but pretty damn cool nonetheless.
DG
Now they're all gone.
I feel like when I was a kid and my snowman melted away.
I feel like when I was a kid and my snowman melted away.
Me thinks there are guerrillas in our midst.
DG
DG
Abby,
Did your account get shut off?
I mean that would be a serious record to be shut down with zero posts.
Hey, at least you won't have to change your sig.
Did your account get shut off?
I mean that would be a serious record to be shut down with zero posts.
Hey, at least you won't have to change your sig.
I'm not approved yet.
I think they screwed me.
I think they screwed me.
QUOTE(DGLeadbetter @ Feb 26 2004, 09:51 PM)
QUOTE
I can't get mine up.
So this is what it's like to be a man...
So this is what it's like to be a man...
Well yes, but then you'd have to spend the whole next day bragging to all your pals how your girl couldn't walk afterwards.
DG
If ABG were a woman, I'd say we flipped her liver tonight.
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Feb 26 2004, 10:46 PM)
I can't get mine up.
So this is what it's like to be a man...
So this is what it's like to be a man...
Loudest I've L'd Out L in a long time.
And, um, no, of course it's never happened
to me.
Well, not yet today.
W/love,
Mr. Softee
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Boy were we surprised when that yellow flame shot out of Clark's ass.
The spoon was ruined but we didn't care. We just kept farting and burning all night long.
The spoon was ruined but we didn't care. We just kept farting and burning all night long.
Nice!
Good job, guys! Keep up the good work.
Oh, man, that's good stuff!
I gues I'm part of the A Team now .... my ISP has been banned.
DG
DG
Winnie is so thin of skinny.
When they ban your ISP does that mean no one from that ISP can post? How many ISPs are there?
If you round up...
7
7
DS, I just noticed your new sig .... Too funny!
DG
DG
That, my boys, was utterly delightful.
Well done!
Well done!
Short Bus Shenanigans.
I have a puppet over there too, but she's stayed real quiet.
I'm gonna go check it out.
I'm good short bus material, for sure.
I'm gonna go check it out.
I'm good short bus material, for sure.
My ISP has been banned too..............How will I ever live without the ABG? 
Anyway around the ISP ban?
Anyway around the ISP ban?
Log off the internet and clear out your cookies. It won't work if you have a static IP though.
You mean, like, toss your cookies?
Here's Slake's newest poem!
Posted on Monday, February 2, 2004 - 2:42 am:
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Call for all,
and find myself lonely.
Should I dare share the next aescetic level of words?
Infused with spirit these words are led astray,
Are these words mine or merely channaled through my mind?
It is hard to feel propriety when you do nothing but grasp a liquid urn that speaks the word. -Slake
Posted on Monday, February 2, 2004 - 2:42 am:
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Call for all,
and find myself lonely.
Should I dare share the next aescetic level of words?
Infused with spirit these words are led astray,
Are these words mine or merely channaled through my mind?
It is hard to feel propriety when you do nothing but grasp a liquid urn that speaks the word. -Slake
Awww... isn't that bootifull.
I laughed.
I cried.
It became a part of me.
i shat.
It doesn't even make any fucking sense...liquid urn? WTF?
He's all hepped up on goofballs.
that made me giggle
Shit! I am still blocked by the ABG...I guess that's what I get for being a puppet!
Who knew being a puppet would be so harshly punished
Who knew being a puppet would be so harshly punished
QUOTE(lambchop @ Mar 3 2004, 10:56 AM)
He's all hepped up on goofballs.
Hepped????
Ooooooh, mommy! I've got a whole 'nother level of acetic words to share.
Liquid urn= 
Acerbic commentary?
Slake_2g
Senior Member
Username: Slake_2g
Post Number: 858
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 1:56 am:
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Are you the real Midi me? If so welcome back I haven't had an intelligent debate in a long time.
When?
Senior Member
Username: Slake_2g
Post Number: 858
Registered: 2-2003
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 1:56 am:
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Are you the real Midi me? If so welcome back I haven't had an intelligent debate in a long time.
When?
I came up with this joke awhile ago, and just posted it. Hopefully worth a laugh or two.
Sara_sinia
New member
Username: Sara_sinia
Post Number: 1
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 8:05 pm:
I have devised a self contained absinthe making machine that is legal throughout the US of A!
The water reserve area of a drip coffee maker is filled with herbs and the required amount of alcohol. The filter basket is filled with coloring herbs. The entire unit is then placed inside of a large zip look bag. After 24 hours the on button is hit and in no time you end up with a warm cup of high THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING! absinthe. Best stuff ever!
Sara_sinia
New member
Username: Sara_sinia
Post Number: 1
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 8:05 pm:
I have devised a self contained absinthe making machine that is legal throughout the US of A!
The water reserve area of a drip coffee maker is filled with herbs and the required amount of alcohol. The filter basket is filled with coloring herbs. The entire unit is then placed inside of a large zip look bag. After 24 hours the on button is hit and in no time you end up with a warm cup of high THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING! absinthe. Best stuff ever!
Holey xit! I honestly can't believe the bull xit people come up with.
Nothing compares to us
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Unixdude
Member
Username: Unixdude
Post Number: 44
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Monday, March 8, 2004 - 10:45 pm:
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Just laugh. Forget what the others say. Every day is a beautiful day.
Just live.
Absinthe Forum » Absinthe » Nothing compares to us « Previous Next »
Author Message
Unixdude
Member
Username: Unixdude
Post Number: 44
Registered: 10-2003
Posted on Monday, March 8, 2004 - 10:45 pm:
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Just laugh. Forget what the others say. Every day is a beautiful day.
Just live.
<---and this is me, laughing at you and your forum!
QUOTE(Nepenthes @ Mar 5 2004, 10:03 PM)
I came up with this joke awhile ago, and just posted it. Hopefully worth a laugh or two.
Sara_sinia
New member
Username: Sara_sinia
Post Number: 1
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 8:05 pm:
I have devised a self contained absinthe making machine that is legal throughout the US of A!
The water reserve area of a drip coffee maker is filled with herbs and the required amount of alcohol. The filter basket is filled with coloring herbs. The entire unit is then placed inside of a large zip look bag. After 24 hours the on button is hit and in no time you end up with a warm cup of high THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING! absinthe. Best stuff ever!
Sara_sinia
New member
Username: Sara_sinia
Post Number: 1
Registered: 3-2004
Posted on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 8:05 pm:
I have devised a self contained absinthe making machine that is legal throughout the US of A!
The water reserve area of a drip coffee maker is filled with herbs and the required amount of alcohol. The filter basket is filled with coloring herbs. The entire unit is then placed inside of a large zip look bag. After 24 hours the on button is hit and in no time you end up with a warm cup of high THUJONE!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING!!!!-this stuff has nothing to do w/the buzz from absinthe, NOTHING! absinthe. Best stuff ever!
This one gets my nomination for the Winston/Darwin award.
Holy fucking xit!
The idiot is making a fucking bomb. High proof alcohol is nearly as explosive as gasoline. Can you imagine if some stupid fuck actually tries this? One spark at the wrong time and everything he owns will go up in smoke.
One of Winston's idiots is bound to blow himself up one day, and do you know who's going to get the blame? Everyone who's into absinthe and most especially us because we actually have a serious interest in the subject as opposed to that group of morons who'll just find the next craze to latch onto.
Fucking Idiots!
Hey, my puppet came up with that, not one of the ABG flunkies. I just wanted to see if anyone would bite!
How long did it take before Winnie pulled it?
It's still up there!
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