Larspeart
Feb 2 2004, 06:31 AM
I know at least a 'few' of you saw the game yesterday.
What was your take on the offending/pleasing (depending on your tastes) moment?
faustus
Feb 2 2004, 06:36 AM
That was hilarious. The best part was that all the males at the party split as soon as Justin Timberlake came on, so not a single one of them saw it. They all came running back when the females yelled, "boobage!"
The statement afterward that the "wardrobe malfunctioned" was also classic. "Wardrobe malfunction" my ass... that was completely intentional.

edited for grammatical clarity.
Larspeart
Feb 2 2004, 06:56 AM
QUOTE(faustus @ Feb 2 2004, 09:38 AM)
They all came running back when the females yelled, "boobage!"
I like the kinda gals you hang with.
Rimbaud
Feb 2 2004, 08:04 AM
...
lambchop
Feb 2 2004, 08:04 AM
I say piercing.
She ain't afraid of the knife, so why should she be of the needle?
MrGreenGenes
Feb 2 2004, 08:11 AM
I had the game on, but I somehow missed the boobage. We might have fast-forwarded through this past because we're such big Justin fans - NOT!
Does anyone have a link to a video file so that I may make my own expert opinion on this important matter?
MrGreenGenes
A.B. Normal
Feb 2 2004, 08:18 AM
I'm not altogether sure that's not just glare.
Perhaps her nipples were oiled.
Or buttered.
Porkio
Feb 2 2004, 08:29 AM
Actually that's a metal nipple made out of plutonium, which is further proof she is a robot.
Absinthe_1900
Feb 2 2004, 08:41 AM
It's different from the one Micheal uses, he glues Legos to his.
Larspeart
Feb 2 2004, 08:43 AM
I have seen several 'zoomed-in' images of her titty, and it is an elaborate piercing.
It is a sun design that centers around her nipple like a clamp. Also, to secure it in place, there is a very clear barbell piercing right through the center of the nipple to the other side. Looks wicked-painful.
sancho
Feb 2 2004, 09:04 AM
QUOTE(faustus @ Feb 2 2004, 08:38 AM)
The statement afterward that the "wardrobe malfunctioned" was also classic. "Wardrobe malfunction" my ass... that was completely intentional.
only error was that both breasts weren't exposed... notice that janet reaches for the second, covered breast in an apparent attempt to uncover it... she does not do the reflexive boob cover grab that we are all familiar with...
--
sancho
Maes
Feb 2 2004, 11:47 AM
Almost makes the game worth watching
A.B. Normal
Feb 2 2004, 11:54 AM
Ouch.
Porkio
Feb 2 2004, 12:01 PM
Larspeart
Feb 2 2004, 12:10 PM
Classic example of the government just itching to WASTE MONEY. The FCC has no need to investigate this (for umpteen thousands of dollars), just to determine that 'oh my gosh. She really did do this as a Britney-esque publicity stunt to get her name back in the papers! Shock!'.
Yeah, 'ouch' is what my gf said when she saw that blown-p picture last night.
sancho
Feb 2 2004, 12:18 PM
puritanical bullshit
A.B. Normal
Feb 2 2004, 12:22 PM
Yeah.
It's just a boob.
Turns out lots of people have them.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Feb 2 2004, 12:23 PM
Really? Who?
Louched Liver
Feb 2 2004, 12:23 PM
Oh, yeah?
Prove you do.
Off. Jack Batemaster
Feb 2 2004, 12:24 PM
We want proof.
A.B. Normal
Feb 2 2004, 12:33 PM
I can provide references.
But I don't

'em anymore.
(Apart from that drunken night at the IHOP a few months back, but my friend offered me $100, so what was I gonna do?)
Larspeart
Feb 2 2004, 12:45 PM
A.B. Normal
Feb 2 2004, 01:06 PM
Please elaborate on the soapbox, Lars.
HELLCAT
Feb 2 2004, 01:07 PM
Everything is pierced on her including her janet-Gina. She announced that during a interview on Oprah...( Me thinks Oprah was tittilated by that) So I guess that is her SUN on her breast! I wonder if she has drank JESUS JUICE before? Maybe she is a producer of it!
lambchop
Feb 2 2004, 01:19 PM
Huh.
Do you ever make sense?
HELLCAT
Feb 2 2004, 01:23 PM
Lamb-Gina only when it counts...This does not count...It is the fcuking internet for christ sake
Larspeart
Feb 2 2004, 01:53 PM
I caught the Jeebus-Juice reference.
Yup, Miss Jackson is a wild child.
too bad her boob-job sucks so bad. Do ANY of the Jackson's ever hire a decent Plastic Surgeon??? All that money, and not a decent knifer among them.
DGLeadbetter
Feb 2 2004, 01:55 PM
Who would have thought LaToya was the "normal" one.
DG
HELLCAT
Feb 2 2004, 02:22 PM
What ever happened to Randy Jackson he is the equivalent to Jimmy Osmond?
Brigham Juice.
Nolamour
Feb 2 2004, 07:34 PM
He now plays for the 80's band, Zebra, from New Orleans
http://www.randyjackson.com/...I hate MTV...titty or no titty.
qeantk
Feb 3 2004, 12:36 AM
Nipple-shield (piercing). Not THAT unusual.
CelticGent
Feb 3 2004, 06:26 AM
QUOTE(qeantk @ Feb 3 2004, 03:38 AM)
Nipple-shield (piercing). Not THAT unusual.
what he said.
it's just a nipple piercing.
with a piece of metal attached to the bar.
no more ouch than any other nipple piercing.
and it was definitley intentional. if it wasn't supposed to rip off, what the fuck was he going to do? just tug on the material? makes no sense. fookin idjits.
i had totally forgotten that it even happened until it was all over the news yesterday. gee, what a great story....not.
lambchop
Feb 3 2004, 06:27 AM
CelticGent
Feb 3 2004, 06:40 AM
Lord Stanley
Feb 3 2004, 04:25 PM
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Feb 3 2004, 09:28 AM)
QUOTE(qeantk @ Feb 3 2004, 03:38 AM)
Nipple-shield (piercing). Not THAT unusual.
what he said.
it's just a nipple piercing.
with a piece of metal attached to the bar.
no more ouch than any other nipple piercing.
Just a nipple piercing?!?
Still sounds like a big freakin' ouch to me.
sixela
Feb 3 2004, 06:50 PM
QUOTE(Maes @ Feb 2 2004, 08:49 PM)
Almost makes the game worth watching
I can't see what all the fuss is about -- after all, that breast is clearly partially covered by something (yes, it's small, it's metal, but still,...).
As an aside: yuck! I enjoy the sight of female breasts, but without artefacts, please, both inside and outside.
sixela
Feb 3 2004, 06:53 PM
QUOTE(HELLCAT @ Feb 2 2004, 10:09 PM)
So I guess that is her SUN on her breast!
I bet it's just that Scott McNealy guy's latest attempt at subliminal advertising.
greeneyes
Feb 3 2004, 10:59 PM
Yeah, but you're one of those kooky Europeans. You probably think breasts are natural and harmless, or something crazy like that.
sixela
Feb 4 2004, 12:10 AM
So would, I'd wager, think many babies, even in the US; but they don't count, as they can't vote, and fortunately, they can be shown the True Path before they do.
Looking at the fuss, I wonder when the US is slated to outlaw that outrageous practice of breastfeeding.
After all, I'm sure those young babies are still very vulnerable -- and they're subjected to the sight of breasts during months and even get to (shock! horror!) touch them, and I'm not even daring to mention the nature of that contact -- which has clear sexual connotations.
Plus: these days, the farmers raising cows need all the economic support they can get (especially if they vote Republican).
Louched Liver
Feb 4 2004, 12:54 AM
6er quoted a post directly above
his.
Dope1.
{([1])} Dope.
Louched Liver
Feb 4 2004, 12:55 AM
Pengy pecker-
Le Gimp
Feb 4 2004, 05:56 AM
I get a kick out of her (and MTV) denying it when MTV previously had on their web page that something was going to happen in the halftime show (and they now have removed it from their web page). In addition there were several people closely associated with the halftime show/MTV/Jannet that were saying (Prior to the show) that it would be 'R' rated. Now everyone is lying like the "sacks of shit" that they are, and apologizing like it was an accident.
This is all a publicity stunt.
Is Janet running for Prez?
6r, in times past (and not too distant at that), women have been arrested for breast feeding inpublic in the US. We are a totally warped society when it is ok for Freddy to slash someones throat in all the graphic detail on evening TV, but we cant' stand the sight of a breast.
CelticGent
Feb 4 2004, 07:23 AM
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Feb 4 2004, 08:58 AM)
We are a totally warped society when it is ok for Freddy to slash someones throat in all the graphic detail on evening TV, but we cant' stand the sight of a breast.
plus you're overlooking the obvious....it was during halftime at a football game for chrissakes. 4 hours of men brutally attacking each other.
and seeing a breast is offensive? get the fuck outta here.....
lambchop
Feb 4 2004, 07:32 AM
...and let us not forget our virtuous Attorney General Ashcroft’s request for $8,000 to cover the exposed breast of a Lady Justice statue at the Department of Justice.
Fucking moron.
CelticGent
Feb 4 2004, 07:36 AM
QUOTE(lambchop @ Feb 4 2004, 10:34 AM)
...and let us not forget our virtuous Attorney General Ashcroft’s request for $8,000 to cover the exposed breast of a Lady Justice statue at the Department of Justice.
Fucking moron.
ashcroft makes me want to tear my fucking eyes out, he makes me so mad.
if he wasn't reading this, i'd say [item removed to prevent the arrest of author for treason]
sheepprofessor
Feb 4 2004, 07:53 AM
I saw John Kerry speak last summer. During his 'when I'm president...' spiel, he said very explicitly that it was his mission to recapture the White House so that the Justice Department would no longer be run by a neo-Facist like Asswipe, and that Americans would once again be able to trust in the Bill of Rights. That alone made me want to vote for him.
I am enormously proud of the fact that in 2000, when I was still a registered voter in Missouri, I was one of the majority in that state who cast a vote for the recently-deceased Mel Carnahan rather than wouldn't-the-world-be-a-better-place-if-he-were-dead-and-burning-in-hell-where-he-belongs John Asspeanut. Unfortunately, Missouri's good sense had terrible consequences for the rest of the country. On behalf of my fellow home-staters, I would like to apologize for Aschroft and all he has done to damage personal liberty in this country.
lambchop
Feb 4 2004, 08:16 AM
QUOTE(sheepprofessor @ Feb 4 2004, 10:55 AM)
wouldn't-the-world-be-a-better-place-if-he-were-dead-and-burning-in-hell-where-he-belongs John Asspeanut.
CelticGent
Feb 4 2004, 08:24 AM
QUOTE(sheepprofessor @ Feb 4 2004, 10:55 AM)
I saw John Kerry speak last summer. During his 'when I'm president...' spiel, he said very explicitly that it was his mission to recapture the White House so that the Justice Department would no longer be run by a neo-Facist like Asswipe, and that Americans would once again be able to trust in the Bill of Rights. That alone made me want to vote for him.
I am enormously proud of the fact that in 2000, when I was still a registered voter in Missouri, I was one of the majority in that state who cast a vote for the recently-deceased Mel Carnahan rather than wouldn't-the-world-be-a-better-place-if-he-were-dead-and-burning-in-hell-where-he-belongs John Asspeanut. Unfortunately, Missouri's good sense had terrible consequences for the rest of the country. On behalf of my fellow home-staters, I would like to apologize for Aschroft and all he has done to damage personal liberty in this country.
i am in shock after reading your offensive post, BaaBaaDoc.
how DARE you taint my lovely creation of the word asspeanut with such disdain?
it is horrible to think that a seemingly educated and intelligent man like yourself would throw caution to the wind and disgrace my beautiful word in such a contemptible manner.
i am brought almost to tears to hear my artistic statement be attached to such a despicable figure as John Ashcroft.
you should be ashamed with yourself, my friend.......if i can still call you that.
sheepprofessor
Feb 4 2004, 08:31 AM
I'm sorry. It was just a typo.
CelticGent
Feb 4 2004, 08:40 AM
i'll let you off this time, onacuz you're leaving and all.
but i'm keeping my eye on you, mister.........
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