WTF????

well, it's probably a good thing...you set the glass on the edge of the base, you end up spilling the logan shite and don't have to drink it.

It says it has a cup holder but I don't see a cup holder.
What?
Like those baseball hats with beer holders?

It looks like a bit of work went into making it. He will have a hard time getting rid of them if he had a lot of them made.
Not a very big market for Absinthe Fountains that don't work.

I like the look, but had the person who designed it actually had a glass to figure out the right spigot length, it would be a much better thing.

DG

$449.90 !
He is kidding right?

There's only one spigot, it doesn't reach the glass, and it only costs $500 with shipping. What are you guys complaining about?

It matches his lousy absinthe.

too bad smutty's not around anymore. he'd prolly include one in his next shipment & we could get a review.

Team leaving fuck.

The fountain is pretty, in that useless nonfunctional way.

kinda like most supermodels.

You got that right. They all look like this to me...

(unreleased pic from SI swimsuit issue)

Wow, check out the ass bone on that one.

I think that fountain is 1975 ugly, looks like it would go with an orange shag carpet, and plaid bellbottoms.

Sweet, then I'm all over it.

The 1975 Florida drug runner scumbag Absinthe fountain.

zactly.

i think he was just saying it goes well with his shirts and he's ordering it righto!

Do you skip the socks when wearing your vestment of choice?

That was the 80's, Skeetah. You're a bit too young to remember.