since the mayor's bored with music and never watches tv.

Lookin' out of the 41st floor window over midtown Manhattan, I see other worker bees in other honeycombs.

Lookin' at an empty coffee mug.

Damn.

No I gotta walk into the kitchen and make another cup.

I work next to a *family planning* clinic.
I find it's best not to look out my window.

*evil statement removed*

Now I'm curious.

I see a stop sign and a one way sign on a 4 stop street. All day long, people go the wrong way on the one way street...so there's tons of fun stuff like...

wrecks
horns blowing
yelling out windows...the words "Fucking Jackass" are usually involved.
booom, booom, booom, booom...rap music.
etc...

From my desk, I can see across the hall into the kitchen.

I have a clear and unobstructed view of a poster that warns, "SEXUAL HARRASSMENT: Employees Have a Right to a Harrassment-Free Workplace."

Now why would they have put that there?

Fire Hydrant, Japanese pinetree, the sounds of the primate cage across the street at recess. People driving the wrong way on a one way by the school. House for sale sign. Watching the nanny across the street take out the trash.

Despite the hyper-realistic scene descriptions, (and perhaps even because of them), I still think that you not real.

i like tacos.

Verb elision Lammie? Et tu, Brute? Dear me! Oh please tell me that it was intentional and ironic!

You got me good.

can i get you bad?

You tell me, sailor.

you know the rules.

you're not supposed to ask & i'm not supposed to tell.

(but meat me behind the poop deck)

Ok, butt this is getting old.

Old Navy not your thing, Jack?

HA!

CeeGee, you've been a very nautical boy.

Well Blow Me Down!

Who's Down?

...

That would be Leslie Ann Downs. What ever happened to her?

She turned into this:

no, it would be Lesley-Anne Down

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