Yeah, you'll get lots of women.

Those were Abby's 19 year old legs.

Ha!

There's some lovely crow for you, SpongeBob. Would you like a fork?

Don't want lots, just the right one.

Ok-
Yeah, you'll get a woman.
Yer all wet.

Naw' I'd prefer to lick it up...

What a coincidence.

So's CG.

1) Damn right.

I don't like hefty girls, but girls that don't look like pre-pubescent boys and have curves and large sweater hams tend to be my double D cup of tea.

2) In terms of the woman trying to change you thing, what's really confusing is when you've got a woman who is generally cool and insists she doesn't want to change you or tell you how to do things, but she constantly makes observations about things you're doing that don't make sense to her and that she would do differently. Like she's not really saying "you're doing the wrong thing; change or you get no more booty", but still seems a little disrespectful and I don't like having my judgement questioned.

I really like the Hawaiian shirt idea. I'll start embarrassing the shit out of her in public, she'll tell me to lose the shirts, I will, and then everything will be hunky dory.

The ol' bait and switch. Works with your dog, so it should work with your woman no problem.

(tongue planted firmly in cheek ladies... )

Well, ya'll I'm going to call it a night. I've gotten a little too drunk and a little too real with you guys.

Thanks for the support when it was real, and for the kicks in the ass when I need them.

Here's a real supportive kick in the
ass to send you on your way.

Ya know liver, I'd do you in a New York minute.

Of course we'd have to be in prison.

Is that your soap?

Yeah, would you pick it up for me?

Um, no.
And I'll wash my own back, thanks.

Don't be so coy.

I thought you was leavin' an hour ago? Or is this some weird-ass sponge time?

Anytime he's here it's Weird Ass
Sponge Time.

Sponge Bob Weird Ass?

DG

No -- she was just pointing out that she wasn't completely self-righteous and that accepting a call showed a genuine desire to mend her sins (or at least comprehend what her perceived sins are).

I didn't see her claim it was an act of supreme magnificence.

I wouldn't think I'd ever say this in a HC thread but: give the woman a break. I hate it when people are damned if they don't and damned if they do.

Then we can all move on and discuss the valid (but debatable) point that lambchop has raised.

Ah! Recognition at last!

Maybe she accepted the call thinking it was Publishers Clearing House.

DG

You know I take that as a compliment.

Fuck.
What's wrong w/me?

Shoulda heard her moanin' though.

A very attractive pair of legs with a fully operational brain¹.

Beats a stupid and ugly pair of legs.

¹If it weren't for the presence of humans, if you developed some "dexterity" with the toes, you could become the dominant species on this planet! At least if you didn't like getting drunk so much.

You know seriously, sixer, I've been feeling sorry for HC since this whole thing started. It was only that last post that really turned me off to her.

If you can see some redemption in that post then great. Please explain it in plain english for the rest of us ignorant folk. I'd like to go back to her side again, because I remember how it felt to be picked on, and I like rooting for the underdog.

Would you like that as a list or a series of messages?

That would rub me the wrong way.

I didn't read her post as claiming anything else than "if I wasn't interested in behaving appropriately, why would I have taken that phone call?".

Though lambchop wasn't talking about the exact same "behaviour", I can understand how that trigger word made her react with that post, given the context of this thread.

[Gosh -- that was hard -- I had to replace a lot of non-english [sic] words like "prompted", "elected", "nevertheless" and "non-sequitur" with others before I could come up with an english [sic] version ]

I don't care about HC's behavior, I just want a banana shirt and wear it in a goth club to see the priceless faces around me !

I didn't mean for that to sound nasty, just

See?
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
I was too bored with the whole thing to respond to it in a timely manner, but the fact that her reply to my comment had little to nothing to do with the comment's obvious context is case in point.

PengFuckin'Waffle,
Fuck English.
Speak American.

'Zactly!

And we don't want to see any excessive use of the letter 'U', as in no 'colour'.

Fuck ouff.

Fuck youurself!

Ya moutherfucker.

I used to feel sorry for her, and even a little protective.
I tend toward sisterliness with other wimmins, even when they are blatant tardos.

It was I who located a Mac spell check tool for her.
It was I who PMed back and forth with her every time she started getting picked on.

When she would not deign to accept a phone call from me, and instead offered poorly formed insults in exchange for my efforts, I lost interest.

Have fun.

but you like it when I insult you.... don't you?

Of course I do, CG.

You have a long and venerable history of insulting me. Additionally, your insults tend to be clever and well formed. Also, I make no effort toward you, do I?

Kisses.

Not fistes.

a boy can dream.

Maybe if greeneyes knew that you're a girl, she'd be more inclined take you under her wing CG.
I say we tell her.

shhhh! never!

i'm busy watching the disappearing posts...

I saw it too.....

saw what?

???

uh, nuthin....

you know....
the disappearing posts....