Yeah, but what if she actually likes the shirts? She may start wanting you to wear them all the time.

I actually like the banana shirt .... might have to fire that puppy up for LCLF.

DG

Yeah, but if she's hot and I'm getting laid, I could really give a shit what I wear.

I learned long ago it's better to distract women than to try to control their primal urges.
The changing thing is how they mark their territory.

On the other extreme is 6'er. His grammar is a hell of a lot better than mine, but I still have no idea what the fuck he's talking about half the time.

I would just like to chime in and say that I have NEVER tried to change a man. I don't know if I'm just missing that gene or if it's because I'm lazy. I like my men to be pre-assembled.

The worst thing I ever did was to ask a man to shower before we went out to the bar but that was only because he had painted himself red from head to toe in some sort of artistic protest that I cannot recall.

My bad Abby, that's the problem with generalizations. They are generally right except when they aren't.

Now that you've brought you uniqueness to my attention, are you hot?

You see I'm looking for a nymphomaniac people pleaser who's into cleaning up after me, putting up with my shit and likes nothing better than leaving me the hell alone when I need some space.

Did I mention big ?

So how 'bout it? You into underwater cartoon characters? I'm actually quite attractive in a normal looking sort of way.

Sorry but I'm on the man wagon for a while SB.
Hangover from an eight-year relationship.

But when I fall off again, I'll try to keep an open mind about cartoon sponges.

And it's okay about the generalization. I know a lot of women with that MO.

Damn!

My parole officer said "You'll meet women, just be honest, be yourself" I knew it was all BULLSHIT that stuff never works.

Sure it does, but not for everyone.

Yes, I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Wow ... pretty poetic for a Thursday night....

DG

Then you score.

...and it's been awhile for that, I might add.

DG

Depends a lot on who's doin' the lovin' and for how long.

Actually, DG I agree with you whole heartedly.

I'm going to have to start dating again and to tell the truth it freaks me out pretty bad.
I've not been with another woman besides my wife for 20 years.


I'm not looking forward to trying to find another, but when I do it'll be because she likes me, not some bullshit image I made up.

Ha!
Good luck w/that strategy!

You'll be fine. The important parts on a woman haven't changed in the last 20 years.

Yep .... you know Bob, the best thing to do is just go out and have some fun. Don't LOOK for dates. Just go and enjoy other folks company. It'll happen, I'll put cash on it.

DG

No need to change.
I've got the Depends thing down cold.

Well let me tell you bubba, neither one of us is going to get the chicks on our good looks.

You gotta have a little soul. It's the humanity that really brings people together. Looks are only good for that quick fuck but for a serious relationship ya really gotta put your heart into it.

*sigh*
I'm the Tinman...

SopRobert,
If only you knew!

So you're saying for a serious relationship, you gotta have a heart on?

DG

I hear ya DG. Honestly I think there's a higher power who decides these things.

Best thing to do is enjoy the moment, the people you are with. Every day on earth is a gift and you gotta do your best to appreciate that fact.

Damn straight. Worry not about the past that has happened or the future that has not .... live in this moment.

DG the Wise

I've done my best, especially over
the last few years, to never be
anything but what I am, no matter
where I am-here, work, Real Life
relationships.
Seems to be working.

Not to get all sappy and crap, but I don't even know you Mayor, and I still like you.

DG

Then you are a tardo.

DG

I'm puttin' on the tardo helmet and I gotta say I like you guys too.

Of course I've been drinking and I'm in that "I Love You Guys" phase.

No wonder you're so damn grabby.

Says the tall man in cheap pumps

I just can't resist those man teats.

Um, no.
You'll have to.

But dude, it's been a long time for me. Have a heart.

Again,
I'm the Tinman.
Pre-Oz.

Can I be the Lion?

I really don't want to be the flying monkey ....

DG

Guess that leaves me with toto

You think you've got problems...look at me. I'm just a pair of legs. Whaddaya think that makes me?

Dude, doin' that to Toto just aint cool.

I'm callin' the SPCA on you!

Fuckin' hot!

Love them gams.

= Toto.
Nice try Moisture Mutt.

No Peeps.
You already gots da courage.

Jack is definitely Dorothy.

That's the funniest shit I've ever seen, fuckin classic!

Good point! Wrong stockings, though, Abby.

And what's wrong w/them?

Yeah, but what about these Peeps?

spread the cheer!

There you go! Them's the ones.

Pepe' Longstockings?

Sorry, but way to frickin' skinny.

There's no way that a woman with those skinny legs has very big