Those your legs?

Sorry...so much activity, I missed this thread entirely.

Those are not my legs.

But I tell ya what. Next time my photographer friend and I get together, I'll have her set up the identical shoot with my legs. I'll make that my new avatar and I'll see how long it takes everyone to notice.

actually, this avatar isn't really me either.

i commisioned the cartoon bear and taught him to walk like me....

My avatar is me. Special thanks to Rimmy for taking the picture.

My avatar is me, but very very out of focus.

LIAR!

that pic isn't really that blurry.

My avatar isn't me. I'm not nearly this good looking in real life.

besides, aren't you black?

I'm so white that I'm almost translucent. Maybe I need a blood transfusion...

...

That was the day I got drunk and passed out in the tanning salon.... Good times...

<---- me.

<----- me before I shave.

DG

<------ a puppet.

The real me.

<-------Not the Ma-Ma.

On the left or the right?
(edit: Gimpy beat me...that was for GreenOne)

Spuck, i really don't think you could've picked a better avatar.

i mean, cmon.

perfection!

<<--------- If that was me I'd be standing naked in front of a mirror right now saying HOLY FUCKIN FUCK, I'M HOT!!!

and touching your naughty bits, i'd hope.....

I thought all of Porkio was naughty.

Am I the one on the left or the right? Does it really matter?

Mere curiosity.

i don't really want to know. *shudders*

it was ricci i was referring to.

but thanks for staining my brain.

Curiousity is important, I hope to satisify it. I am the one on the left.

<----------------- Actually a picture of Skeeter.

No, only my whale penis is naughty.

Dork.

Um, no.
Pork.

<------ Not me...










Me...

<====My love goddess.

I actually had a the Princess of Paranoia nightmare the other night.
I blame you.




By the way, I love all the word filters.

Cros' avatar still creeps me out. It look like Fred Flinstone in drag.

DG

Unlike others here, I truly am the yellow sponge you see in the picture.

I'm good for cleaning up those spills on the bar.
In fact I'm much better than a for such purposes.

I'm also very good at dealing with the little trickles of sweat that run between in the summertime.

Good to know, SB. I may call upon you in July when it's 122 degrees.

122 degrees? Now that ain't right.

DG

But it's a *dry heat.*

No kidding ... like THAT makes it better.

I'd rather be too hot than too cold, that's for sure.

DG

I was seeing more of a James Gandolfini in drag.

"Whad'ya talkin'bout, I don' look fookin' beu'iful?!"

Is that anything like *Dry Humping*?

Don't knock dry humping ... I think it's a nice part of the make out process.

DG

Um, yes. Actually it is.

It's hot but it's not all that wet.

At least at the start ....

DG

Damn, now I'm starting to sweat.

Sometimes it's good to be a sponge.

The surface of the sun is 11,000º F, but I hear it's a dry heat too.

You get too close, it'll be a dead heat.

DG

The topic brings to mind one of my favorite quotes.

Beware the man with wooden legs and real feet.
Jack Handey (I think)

Hee hee. I'll leave it up to the imagination if I'm on the right, but you can easily guess who's on the left.

Um, no.

Well, maybe.