Aside from repeatedly lifting glasses of absinthe to your maws and masturbating, what sorts of physical activities do you all participate in?

And I threw masturbating in there, not because it is a bad thing, but because it is a fact of life.

Tennis once or twice a week for a couple of hours (indoors while its sub freezing).

Gym once or twice on top of that for an hour +

Id love to get back out and start skiing this year, but time is fleeting.

Does shoveling snow and yardwork count?

I move my mouse around a lot.

Why try to improve on perfection?

you forgot midget tossing, Lammy!

Snowshoe a few times/wk
Cycle a few times/wk
Lift weights a few times/wk

In the winter I try to get at least 45min of cardio/weight training in every day. Somtimes I get to do more...

In the summer things change and I can be outside for more than an hour without freezing.

These days, very little more than walking (skating?) back and forth between my house and the subway.

At various times in the past, I have been keen on: Karate, crew, hiking, backpacking, and ultimate. Now I'm too fat, old, and lazy for any of those things.

You're not fat!

Old and lazy, yes.
But fat?

You're just big-boned.

I walk to the pub.
I stumble home from the pub.

When I drive, I exercise my right foot and my left middle finger a lot.

Does any of this count as "activity?"

I excericse my fingers on my keyboard a lot.
And my GF lives on a 5th floor walk-up.
And I probably walk about 2 miles a day, just because of work and what not.

Aside from that though, it's the 12oz curls

Is that why you ordered the German ?

Yes.
Yes it sure does.

Yes, well I certainly am that.

we'll now turn to Lammy for verification..

• Swim.
• Bikram yoga.
• Sometimes run.
• Sometimes lift.
• I'll start riding my fixer (fixed-gear bicycle) around more once it warms-up or I get
  some good (windproof, yet dressy enough for work) pants for it.
• Trapeze when I can find a rig.
• Used to be a competitive mogul skier.
• Surf when I can find an ocean.
• Long board (skate)
• Want to take up kite-surfing.

Ha!
This is neither the time nor the place for such discussions.







Oh wait....
I forgot where I was....

Weights every other day.
Run my mouth constantly.

lift weight.

as in....my ass from the chair to the kitchen to get more food.

I walk at least 10 miles each day at work. i used to go rock climbing, but these days I only climb up off the couch to get a drink.

Sounds like selling crack is good exercise.

You'd better believe it! Plus I get to meet all sorts of interesting characters.

When the weather permits (ie, not raining, snowing, etc.) I walk to the nearby Wally land and walk around the parking lot once or twice.

Yardwork in the spring, summer, fall.

Garden.

Nasty stairs in the house (steep, poorly designed).

Lift weights four times a week, jog or cycle three times a week and try to drink
absinthe once a week when I´m not fasting...

I never was fast. It does not seem to have hurt any though.

fuckin spucky.

I chase animals around on a daily basis....always a good time when I finally catch one!

I live on the fourth floor and I work on the fourth floor of another building so I take
the stairs a lot.

That and sex and my main excerses, (unless getting drunk counts).

Of course it does.
One must condition the kidneys and liver as well.

I happen to be skiing right now as Lystie writes this!

I go skiing every week. That's why I moved to CO.

Other than that I climb a helluva lotta stairs & ladders every day at work while wearing a tool belt.

And, I use my Skiers Edge when the urge hits.

I have a riddle for ya folks!!Try to guess what's my physical activity!!!
Clue : Boing Boing Boy!!!

Pogo sticking while riding a unicycle.

Trampoline.

In the Evil Empire? Too much snow and ice for that.

I walk the dog around the neighborhood.

I go to the store to get more spring water.

Seasonist! Summer, Fall and winter water not good enough for you? Huh? Whatsamatter with you?

Spring water tastes more fresh than the others

you're right bro!!!!

So now you all know why Louchi's call me Boing boing boy!!!!

My bro lives in Vegas and he has a big trampoline in his backyard. I never realized how fun they could be until my last trip there.

Although, trampoline would not have been my guess.

What would have been your guess?

I move heavy scenery around, chain smoke and drink to excess.
I just replaced the fence posts my creek tore out, while chain smoking and drinking to excess.
Scuba diving is about all the recreational activity I get these days. I also free dive for abalone during the season.

For Justin the Chute Head:

Crosby,

I have that framed and up on the wall in my office.

Why yes, I do resemble those idiots!

Admittedly, my brain was in the gutter on that one.

Hmmm... "boing boing"...

Naked bungee jumping?

Bungee attached on a cock ring????

Hey I've got that on my cell phone.

Sounds like morning in the country.

By the way, does it count as exercise if you wear wrist weights when you masturbate?