Unanswered...


WHO AM I?

“The 70’s had me hot for many reasons… for one, my wife at the time, well you know. ;)

Aside from that though, I had this hit series… I was worth a freakin’ fortune at the time, and they wanted to replace me with Barney Miller!

What’s up with that, I said… damn I was pissed!

It didn't really matter though, 'cause in the end I showed him where the money's at!

Right, so did it end there?

Oh-no, not at all! They then decided they would get this monkey to chase me around the set all damn day… brilliant!"

Here's a hint...

Unanswered...

Who are we?


Something we’re all familiar with, though sometimes it makes us laugh.

Birthday of 1987… made it big in the Indies!!! Woo-Hoo!

(Now, was that the West or the East though???)

College Radio…

“Ah, as I gaze across massive Fjords sprinkled with lavender…”

HEY! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE EMY EMP! I’LL TELL THE RIDDLE!!!

Sorry about that…

Anyway, speak the name and it’s revealed here.

-FDS+BK

Here's a hint...

Keeps spiders in her pocket

No fiucking idea, but I'm going to kill something if I lose the internet one more time on this computer tonight.

I just changed teh network card, and if that doesn't fix it, I'm going postal!

Gimpy - you burned the important shit: ABBA and Air Supply

Easy -- Björk Gottmundsdottir and the sugarcubes.

We can rebuild him, make him better than he was, faster, stronger.

Lee Majors.

The Backstreet Boys.

SHIT!!! 2 Weiners just like that... er... I mean 2 Winners.

Waitaminute... Sixers won already. Oh well. His gain. Besides, I don't think he'll be able to use the first prize.

And Sponge Bob...




YOU WIN!!! YOU WIN!!! YOU WIN!!!

Wahoooo! Congratulations, Six and Soppy.

This one is easy!

The answer, Alex, is Squarepants.

I never did recieve those empty bottles that I'd won back in the old lounge. Did they get lost in the mail.

Customs.

Where is Jean-Pierre going?

My name is Jean-Pierre Dubois. I was born just outside of Paris, November 22nd 1869. I’m celebrating my 19th birthday today in a most inglorious manner. It’s 6:30pm and I’m at a café enjoying a glass of Absinthe as I usually do at this time. I recently finished my course at Charles Gleyre art school, but I’m afraid that my interests have dramatically changed course. Besides, around me all the talk lately is of this Van Gogh and Toulouse, Toulouse, Toulouse. I suppose if I kept with the people that he does, I’d have a bit of a reputation as well. No matter.

As I sip my Absinthe, I read my copy of The Times that I brought along, although it’s a month old. I had it sent to me by my good friend, John… ah well… old news is …

Alors!!! Qu'est ce que c'est??? Un fou…

Hmmmm…

Ce montant d'argent est bon.

I have to go… it’s not just the money… this is something serious!

Wow I won I won!

I'm just so overwhelmed!

I'd like to thank everyone involved with my success.

I'd especially like to thank the gas station bathroom condom company who serviced the vending machine dad used 38 years ago.

Without them none of this would have been possible.

(it all goes to show that you can't save money buying cheap condoms)

Smartass...

Where is this and what is its significance?

Scotland
significance Laphroig

Nah... good try.

Loch Ness,
Nessie.

Noooooooope...

The from the Land of Bogs house Tom Cruise was born in on Far and Away?

Nope...

Beach?
Water?

bog?
peat?
repeat?

William Wallace's vacation home?

Paul Gauguin's summer home for painting classes?

It looks like some kind of paddock to me.
BaaBaaDoc's new digs?

Land's End!

The Elysian Fields!

Strawberry Fields?

Sally Field!

She makes a great cookie!

Somewhere in Ireland?

I know it's where the Leprechaun hides his lucky charms.

Tahiti where Paul Gauguin lived and painted.

And etcetera.

Especially etcetera.

Greenland. It is one of the first Viking settlements in the western hemisphere.

Close... but no right answers yet.

Here's a hint:

heh heh heh.
he said "beaver".

OK, I got it! It's Moonie's still up in CanuckyFuckyLand!

It's also where he tans the beaver hides he gets while collecting wild herbs.

Almost too easy!

It's indian reservation in oregon!!!!!
Maybe it's the place where they filmed whicker man

Did anyone else hear that?

Looks like a reconstruction of a viking settlement. Could it be in what my bold ancestors called "Wineland", which as far as I know is somewhere in present day Canucky-Fucky-Land?

Who is this "Wineland"?

Ha!

Ho!

Did you just call me a whore?

Did Santa?