Check this out:

Phoenix 1000 Luxury Submarine

Perhaps we can all chip in and buy one. I've got a dollar.

DG

It is cool, so I'll splurge. I've got two dollars.

Given my current employment status, I'd have to work 2,868 years to pay for that.
But I could probably spare five or six bucks now.

Okay, we're at just under $10. Not bad, not bad at all.

We're so close, I can taste it.

DG

Does it have a screen door option?

You don't want a screen door on that thing, Mayor!

Think about it....

You stumble out of the screen door drunk, only to accidently flop your drunk ass overboard in the middle of the ocean. Then the fishies feast on your louched liver, as well as the rest of you.

I can spare $29 million.

Pauper

What?, no swimmg pool for that price.

Yeah, well most of my money is tied up in Martha Stewart Living.

I bought a Nomad last year, but sold it for a bottle of Sapin. It didn't handle as well as I had hoped.

I got two bits.

I'll throw in five bucks! It's a beautiful ship. We could start a high priced absinthe cruise to pay for it.

Okay ... so we're up to $29,000,015.25.

Getting closer by the hour.

Capt. DG

You're going to have to subract about $3 million from that. The market closed today with a loss of almost $3 million.

But Pork-bellies were up, so add $12 to it!!!

Wow, I made a killing today!

I earned my $1.25 at work today so I'll be able spare about $.03 1/2 cents after taxes and stuff.

Hey , that's that boat that the Princess of Paranoia had custom built and then decided she didn't want it!

Actually, That is a smart idea about the *CRUISE*.