DG

I had the same thought, Abby. I think few women would say they're crazy for man boobs.

If I were into boobs, I'd never leave the house.

So what are you saying Abby, you got something that would keep you occupied?

All day?

Nice...

You know I try to keep it nice here in the ladies room.

Then I forgot that ya'll are my kinda ladies.

So really the next question ought to be:

Poor eyesight, and a slow runner.

Very poor w/your shirts.

The shirts blind them, and I tell them to keep staring at all the colors, it's very hypnotic.

I like the method of swinging something in front of their eyes.

That takes me back to the first male stripper I ever saw.


He was also the last.

He hit you with his pocket watch?

Yes. His pocket watch.

Then this-

Timex or Roxex? You know those big heavy Rolex can scratch a cornea.

I go either way on that one and I'm settin' you up.

More like a Swatch.
Sorta weird looking but I'm sure someone thought it was cool in its day.

Oh, I see an asian knock off.

I can see why you didn't go back.

The best thing about wearing an aloha shirt, you can barf on them while drunk, and no one can tell the difference.

specially if you stink beforehand.

I always use a fresh shirt before each drinking session, I like this pattern for ralphing up Mai Tai's

and since that is a hippie print, i'd wager you stink beforehand.

Sure, kinda like a wet bear.

all depends on what's making me wet.

You know its me, CG.


Here,

you got a little 'something' dripping off your chin. . .

You are such the consummate gentleman, Larsy.

Ok, I'm taking over all the posts.

All the posts belong to me!

All post are belong to Gimpy

No kidding ... I think at this rate I'll be up to 3k by tomorrow morning....

DG

All right, that's three of you now. I need to take typing lessons.

You know, Microsoft has voice recognition software.....

DG

I saw a demonstration of it with the Jabbawaki.

Not a pretty sight.

Worse than your typing?

Jabbawaki? Fuck that Japanese shit, buy American!

Much worse.

Speaking of typing, I will probably get a by for all the crap I've typed tonight.

Being that it's Microsoft, I believe you.

Jabberwocky, for chrissakes!!!!!!