No, he meant the link about taking in stray cats.

DG

ba da bump.


this questionarre is fucking endless!!

Yes it is, CG. It gives the illusion that it's thorough.

I'm a brain fucker.
I don't care what someone looks
like.
That's why I did CG.

bastard.

Interesting...I did CeeGee, but it was for his looks and not for his brain.

bastard.

The stray cats thing just might work. I met Lambchop very shortly after she had given up and decided to become a cat lady. I can't say that I fell for her because of the cats (in fact, I hated two out of three) but I'm prone to wonder whether the Cat God brought us together because he/she felt sorry for the cats and wanted to provide some sort of surrogate for Lammie's affections.

Sometimes, you just have to force the hand of fate a little bit.

I think I'm more likely to be the crazy spinster with a fleet of pugs.

I like kitties.
I like to pet them and brush them and....

Me thinks you mean the fleet of Pugs owning you.

DG

Definitely (I say as the Senator sits in my lap flopping over so I'll scratch his belly).

i need to punch someone....

after i went back and forth between here, my work, and that fucking questionairre for what seemed like ages, on the last page it asked if you were never married, divorced, seperated, widowed...and i clicked seperated - since it was the closest thing to married...and although i read the stupid disclaimer quickly, i thought it was saying that i couldn't be married.....

so when i clicked finish, it told me that since i was seperated and still married, that they couldn't give me the info. i have to send an email to them when i get divorced.

FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!

don't they know that married people need to get laid too?

Well...like a saying I once heard goes...
"going nowhere slow".

you're not helping, Lammy.

Who are you kidding, CeeGee? You already know what the outcome of the questionnaire is going to be... three letters and an icon of the same name:


JBM

how bout some sugar, daddy?

I don't know. Don't care either. I don't find her (Demi Moore) attractive at all and never did.

i bet if you knew her when she was 12 you'd change your tune....

She's a dog - the same way HELLCAT is a dog. Ugly...woof.

I doubt it. Now, Brooke Shields...well that's a different story altogether...

She's also a bitch - the same way HELLCAT is a bitch. Bitch...woof.

Brooke aint bad , when she shaves her mustache.

yeah, Rimmy has worn out his copy of Pretty Baby....

You guys are on crack. She's fucking hot...

i'll second that.

I do own it, but only watched it probably two or three times. I do likes them young girlies, but I'm not a freaking pedophile for chrissakes! Geez....

ahh.

Sorry.

I meant Blue Lagoon.

carry on.

Blue Lagoon I don't own, although maybe I'll have to put it on my Netflix queue...

So you're saying if Demi Moore were in that film, she'd be the Creature from the Blue Lagoon?

DG

Yep.

It all comes down to one word,


Blumpkin!

Those Bastards!

You've got to be depressed and lonely to go to one of those shit sites in the first place, and then they fuck with you for it.

I hope they burn in hell.

...

Hey!

That picture was taken after I just got out of the pool.

Ladies, please pay no attention to the small matter of the small member.

Like they could.

But as a consolation, if they get it wet, it will expand slightly.

so that hurts spongy's rep even more, seeing as he just got out of the pool when that pic was taken.

Good point! Wow, that would be discouraging.

Well you know Michelangelo didn't use a roller.

Its funny how the topic of conversation always seems to turn to the size of Sponge Bob's wiener in Ladies' rooms everywhere.

yep. chicks like to warn other chicks.

Frankly, I'm glad you boys are back to dick jokes. All that touchy-feely male sharing stuff was getting kind of creepy.

As you were.

Can you imagine how awful it would be if guys had tits. We'd never shut up about them, we'd be standing around with em ploped on the hoods of our trucks measuring them.

I mean that'd give us three things to do that with.

Demi Moore is a starfucking bitch who uses her man of the moment to get press.

We were both hanging out around a band known as (then) the Kats. They were the band of the moment in LA. She hooked up with the lead singer Freddy MOORE. They got married. She got a part in "General Hospital" rapidly followed by a part in "Blame it On Rio". While filming "Rio" she called Freddy & told him she was leaving him. Got a divorce long distance, didn't even see him in court, had her manager do the whole thing.

Next thing you know, it's Emilio Estevez. But wait, he's not as big a star as Bruce Willis, so let's dump Emilio....As long as ol'Bruce was pulling in the 7 figure paychecks, fine & good, but you notice as soon as his marquee value dropped, the divorce papers hit the table.

A few years go by, she decides to come back with a guy who's the SAME AGE AS HER DAUGHTER (ick). Does she get the press? Did she actually do ANYTHING to deserve it?

I rest my case!

(the photo is Demi & 1st husband Freddy, who is still a friend of mine)

NetFlix is the BEST! It's the only method we use to rent movies anymore.


Brook is hot, was hot, and will be hot for years to cum. I had a hard-on for her since I was like 12.

Quit talkin' about me like that HELLCAT.



I loved "G.I. Jane". All except that part about a girl being a Navy Seal. Sheesh. What will they think of next? Girl Rangers? Girl Special Forces? Nah. Although, I did like that movie, "Tank Girl". I think that was a Lori Petty thing though. Lori Petty was pretty hot in "Point Break".

O.k. I'm done.

Ok, this movie talk is BORING!

Can we please get back to a more prurient topic?

Here's a question:

Aside from the obvious boobs and ass type stuff, what turns you on most about the opposite sex?

For me, its eyes, neck and the little line between the upper lip and the nose.

It has to be the penis.

What Jack said.

Gee SpongeBob, I gotta tell ya. I'm not much of a boob woman myself.