So come on girls .... what REALLY attracts you to a guy?

Is it rugged good looks?

Razor wit and a good sense of humor?

A Huge ...... bank account?

Enormous genitals?

A pulse?

Come on, it's just you and me .... none of the other guys are going to read this.

DG

In no particular order:

Brains
Wit
Passion for something
Creativity


A huge bank account has always been a turnoff for me.
No, I'm not kidding.





Oh yeah, and enormous genitals

So we should just reverse the order....?






Seriously, that's a tough question.

Ask yourself what attracts you to a woman (no, I'm not talking just sexual.. but relationship quality). It's a slippery slope.



I have the bulletproof test for female insanity. I can tell if a woman is crazy-whacked-insane within 10 minutes. Know how?.

'Cause if I find her interesting, exciting, and attractive she's gotta be a nutcase.

Women, much like Shaft, are complicated.

And you don't need to reverse the order. I think that most, if not all of the Real Live Women here will concur, that the #1 G-spot on a woman is her mind.

Unless the girl's a dumbass. Then all bets are off.

Selection bias.

I don't believe the women here are representative of the general female population.

Youz be special

You have a valid point. From what I've seen of the wimmins here, we are a special breed.

But all my female friends are this way. So maybe you're wookin pah nub in all the wrong places, Dinky.

Yeah, no shit.

I live in the worst place ever... and work in the worst place ever.

But, on a lighter note, there's plenty-of-booze!

You may be right.

And where is Spongebob with his take on the matter?

You're in here SB. Where have you gone?

Aye.

Well, now that you asked.

I have a simple rule that I live by in regards to women.
Beauty fades, a bitch is forever.

For me it's the eyes. Do her eyes smile when she does?
Is she kind to people when she doesn't have to be.
Does she truly love her friends and are they devoted to her.

After that comes the physical stuff, I mean there's got to be chemistry but you can have chemistry with a lot of people.

You can only have a relationship with a truly special person.

No, actually I don't.

When it clicks, it clicks.

There is no holding back.

I don't know man, a good ten to twenty women turn my head every day.

There's a lot of good looking women out there, there aren't very many good looking, good women out there though.

You know something funny, I was sitting at the computer one night and checked out one of those internet dating sites. They had this quiz so you could find out what kind of women you attract.. I took the quiz and basically it said, you are a great guy, but most women don't like your type.
Well thanks for that bit of ma fuckin insight. I didn't need a freakin quiz to tell me that!

I hate fuckin' quizzes.

I think at our age, it's not all physical. At least it's not for me. Sure, there are plenty of hotties around, but rarely do I get interested past the, "hey, nice rack" stage.

At this point I need mental and physical chemistry.





"you are a great guy, but most women don't like your type."--- That's because you're too "nice". I hate to support the theory, but women chase after the things they can't have.

Nice guys get screwed because they are too easy.

I give them "The Imp Test", if they can tolerate my drooling, bouncing Boxerdog, then tolerating me is a snap.

I've often pretended to enjoy a female's dog.

It mean's nothing.

You never met The Imp, he can figure out pretenders quick.

Visitor: "Could you get this big slobbering dog offa me?"

Me: "No", "he lives here, you're just visiting".

I'm male

I have a penuuuse.

I Can tolerate anything......

You can say that while The Imp is humping your leg.

I'm currently with a female that owns a pitbull. This dog has bitten several people (including the owner), yet she's convonced it's a good dog.

The dog sleeps in my bed,

I'm scared if it, yet realize it's just an animal.

Under normal circumstances I'd send the dog'a' packin!

Sorry to hear that, mine just humps legs.

I think we have different definitions of chemistry.

For me, chemistry is that physical, animal attraction. You gotta have that but there is a hell of a lot more.

It's about your soul, and the way it interacts with someone else's.

I guess for me I want someone who's just a little better than me, someone who challenges me to be a better person. It sounds stupid to say it, but I guess that's really it in a nutshell. I need to be with someone I can really respect as a human being.

Then of course that person has to feel the same way about me. I guess that's really the kicker, how do you get two people together who feel that the other one is just a little better than them.

Maybe that's why I'm not dating yet. I've got impossible standards, but what the hell, I'd rather be alone than in a bad relationship. I figure if I found it once, nothing is better than something less.

I agree with 1900 too. She's gotta at least be able to put up with my dog.

A man that can be emotionally sensitive and strong at the same time is rare.

A man that can be sensual and understand that it takes more than a dick to make a woman cum is even more rare.

The best men I know are gay. Too bad they are not straight or I would have several suitors.

I agree with SB on this one...

There needs to be some level of physical attraction, or it just won't work. I go for guys who I respect and who have qualities that I admire (aka, qualities I don't have). Guys who are smart, at least more outgoing than I am, and who don't need to be my shadow. I like "the nice guys" because I feel I can trust them. Trust is very important to me... But I wouldn't mind a "nice guy' with a little devious streak in him either.

Faustus's foot -> mouth.

But ya fook one sheep.....


I like sheep!


(oh yeah, and what Abby said.....)

My wife and I are opposites in every respect. We each admire something in the other that is missing ( or dormant) in ourselves. After twenty years though I think it has become harder to tell which quality comes from which person. We are a unit that is greater than the sum of it's parts.
Kinda like the lounge.

LOL sixer, I should have known you'd be the first to pick up on that.

Of course, that's no secret to anyone here anyways.

I am sorry to inform you that you'll have to take lessons if you are to convince anyone around here you're dumb, despite your continued attempts at inserting subliminal messages in your posts.

very elequent, kirk.

i like to think of my old lady in the same light.

even after almost 12 years, our differences keep things interesting.

and our similarities make it feel comfortable.




as far as the original question,

as a horny man, physical attraction and chemistry is a must, but i must say this..

i have found a TON of what popular conception sees as "Ten"s drop to "Two"s as soon as they open their mouth. although i joke about lack of intelligence, a brain is MUST-have for a woman to be attractive to me.

it all comes down to: if you're going to be with a woman in a relationship, you have to do something after you're done fucking.....and talking to a dipshit is only fun for a little while. it gets really fucking tiresome. a smart woman with a sense of humor is 100 % sexier than a drop dead gorgeous mannequin.

funny, brainy chicks make me wet.

I see -- so you're the one with too many apostrophes, and your wife is the one that never writes'em?

[I know public spelling flames are in bad taste, but I couldn't resist posting this instead of sending a PM]

We should tell CG that intelligence is contagious, that if he doesn't watch out he's soon start to post using byzantine grammar and correct punctuation, and that we'll keep a record of the writings of his former American-web self to blackmail him .

Let's see if he still wants'em with brains.

al·though
Regardless of the fact that; even though

did i use this incorrectly?

"i have found a TON of what popular conception sees as "Ten"s drop to "Two"s as soon as they open their mouth."

It's always funny when you see a hot looking chick and think "yowza" and then she opens her mouth and you think "yikes"

"went home at two with a ten , woke up at ten with a two"

W.N.
Thanks for the pointer six, I knew that didn't belong there. I am growing though, did you notice it wasn,t a comma?
I thought about downloading that spell check program for forums that was posted a while back. That just seems dishonest though , so I spell it like I think it is ,and you guys can slap me when it becomes exquisitely horrid.

well?

No. Neither did you use "did" incorrectly: it's a matter of punctuation and case and not of spelling.

You tend to use upper case only for SHOUTING and not for marking the start of a sentence.

I've edited my post to remove the "sic" and took the liberty of changing the case of a letter.

wow.

seems like we all are making mistakes.

looks like the mayor's going to have to hire an additional nazi.

Not really.

Since it's evident you choose not to capitalize the start of sentences, I'll never post a spelling flame about that.

It's just that when *I* quote your post in one of *my* posts, they become part of what I post, and it may grate with my conscience - the [sic] was one of my nastier reflexes.

Educated a pedant, I know -- that's what Jesuits do to ya.

i can rest easy now.

Hi "FATHER" Sixela and how is the convent today?
I mean the Jesuits!

Demi Moore sucks.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>>*SUCK*
My apologies for any offense. I will change my pic...ASAP...

...but what does she suck?

that seventies dick

I agree. Demi Moore sucks.

I am a simple man.

me too.

Ha! A friend of mine sent me that link and I did the same thing. But I didn't stop with the numbers they gave me. It was something like 8% of men find me to be their type and I find 6% of men to be my type.

I decided to put those numbers to use. So I went to the Phoenix Census and calculated the number of compatible men based on my quiz results.

2

That's the number I got, based on age, marital status, etc.

I think I've been through them already.

I either have to move or start taking in stray cats.

what's the link?

I don't have the link anymore but it may have been when e-harmony first started up. That may be the place to go.

I think the scam was to depress you with the numbers and then lure you into their dating service.