....

This guy never blinked. Kinda looks like the Mayor. huh? Coincidence? I think not...

yeah, but they actually sprung for Nikes.

SP,
It's a mistake to think that the ribbing
that goes on here is something you can
just walk right into, as you did from jump.
Bad move.
Then, despite repeated reproachment,
you continue.
Worse move.
You've gotten more than a little help from
some of the biggest guns up in this joint,
to no avail.
Worst move of them all.
Continue on and you'll continue gettin'
your ass whipped.
That I can gaurantee.

I forgot to mention the spaceships coming
to LF04.

*blink*

I might feel the 1st twinges of a
Mayoral Bitchslap coming on!
A crowd fave if ever there was one.

This one goes out to HC, fresh from the oven:

When is the last time you got a haircut? I think I like it, actually.

What's that fuzzy stuff on your face?

I like it too. Haven't had a cut in...I don't know how many months. I think I'm gonna just gonna trim the front a little, but not too much, so I can see a bit better.

Scrufflies.

I wish my bangs were that long...my hair is still looking pretty dorky.

I finally got a haircut!
Took off three and a half inches!

It takes time, Danielson. Always look eye.

But you just got it cut.

Only the sides and the back. I left the top alone. It wasn't quite long enough to do that.

<----------------------- Actually, it really does look alot like this!

The head hair or the face hair?

HA! Both. I grew the mustache back.

Schweeeet

I use putty in my hair...

Makes it all nice and stand uppy when I wake up in the morning.

i use a squeegee to wash mine.

Your hair has morning wood?

Who is this "Larry"?

Ah -- I see you're in that "hurling insults at all passers-by" mood again?

Just for some thread cross-pollination: it's a psychotic disorder. Which means that you won't even believe what I just wrote.

I don't think she can read what you just wrote, much less believe it.
And if she does manage to sound it out, she sure as hell won't respond to it in any appropriate way.

She's almost completely retarded.

Right now he's a sap that's smothered with work, and covered in a lot of shit that's rolled down a hill.

We'll see if Casimir allows BYOB on Friday...

I say bring some samples along and see what we can see when we get there.
Sorry life has you bogged down, pigboy.

Looks like the bogged-downness is going to last till November too.
I highly recommend against getting promoted. Better to be somebody's monkey than to have real responsibility...

The whole NY Contingent is a bunch of cutie-pies. I like Rimmy's devil-may-care new look, too. It says "I don't have to shave." I want pics from the Pre-VD-Massacree! Pics, pics, pics!

Lookin' good Rimmy, unemployment agrees with you!

PengFriggin'Wiffle,
You joined the Phoenix Lounge before I
did! I just noticed that.
Why the fuck did you decide to start
talking so much recently?
Not that I mind, mind you.

Rimmy needs to not cut his hair so we
can see less of his face.

Bater,
O-PIE-O-PIE!!!!

You got a reeeeal Purty mouth. . .

just watch Deliverance last weekend. Sorry.

i got real purdy everything, sweetie.

Yeah. Chicks dig the "Cousin It" look...

too bad they don't dig the Uncle Fester look.

i'd be valentino.

Don't be insulting to the queen of this end of absinthe town.
And in here , little lambs rule, not hairball pussys

"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again."

DG

I think Kirk just hailed CG as the queen.

That is just sooooo wrong.

DG

Um, speaking of not right...
I'm pretty sure that I haven't been drinking (unless I spiked my water and forgot about it), but I just saw a guy on a six foot tall unicycle going down the sidewalk outside my office.



Am I okay?

You're fine ... I was just going to the store for some milk.

DG

i didn't have the balls

to ask.

What did we call that in Billiards? Oh yes, "Ladies Break." All bust, no balls.

DG

you're just jealous that my tits are nicer than yours.

Yes, but I have PNP (perfect nipple placement).

DG