Simultaneous LFs going off everywhere
at once the 3rd wkend in July.
Anywhere even 2 Lounge Lizards can
meet and hoist one in comraderie.
Including those in EuroFuckyLand.
Start thinking and planning now.
Louche Fabric will anchor the S.E.
I of course have the N.E. and points
beyond.
D.G., if you aren't coming out here in
July, will you take on the S.W.?
And Skeeter, looks like Jack's coming
here, can you handle the N.W.?

in more ways than one.

You too, ya fuck.
I need you to help me scare the shit's
outtah the kitchen.
Fuck the drink, come anyway.

How many are in the DC area? I could host a few (wife willing) in the Casa de Snake, for drinking, pool, and darts.

Fuck you.
DC is close enough to Allentown.
You come here.

If you're in DC, you can make it to A-Town!

we shall see.

too early to tell.


(fuck, i be sounding like yoda and a magic 8-ball's lovechild)

We'll be at the Mayor's Fest so ignore what this post originally said.

Lystie,

Aren't you going to be here then??

Allentown is what, an hour north of Philly?

5 Months seems like enough time to get the wife to agree to a weekend of drunkeness with folks she dosnt know, drinking a beverage she dosent like

Might be doable.

Anyone but me live in the Northern midwest?

I'm happy to hold one, but the mayor hath decreed a rule of TWO Loucharians (as I have decided to classify our citizenry) in order to count as a Louchefest.

I am pretty sure I am the only Mitteneer, but do we have anyone in Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Ontario, or the Sausage States?

Lars, just shut up and get your ass to A-Town.

She'll know them all soon after she walks in the door, and I'm sure she'll find something to her liking. Get to work.

I will personally take responsibility for making all wives and girlfriends feel comfortable.

('Course I'm a bawdy and insane drunk and girls tend to think that I'm a complete freak, so....on second thought....maybe not....)

I was seriously planning making the trip to A-town ... federal injuction should be lifted by then.

But if'n I can't sure, we can make it happen in SoCal.

DG

I have the perfect place for a summer L fest. I live within walking distance of the New River and The New river trail. I have room to spare & bikes and boats for the trail and river. Lots of sights to see. Come to Virginia , you'll love it.

My girlfriend is twice the drunk that I am. I takes a lot of alcohol to tolerate me.

your music tastes alone would make any woman need to be drunk.

That's pretty bad when you have to drink to tolerate yourself.

I takes a lot of alcohol to tolerate you too.

DG

I do humbly apologize, oh Mayor, I thought this was yet another event, not one to coincide with the Mayor's Fest. I need to stop popping in for only 5 minutes & skimming threads, it's causing me not to

When is the date for this shindig again?

I have to see how it compares to the arrival of the pilot chute.

It starts once I arrive and ends when I leave.

O.k. now I'm confused. I've been trying to but it doesn't seem to be working. Isn't the Louchefest in April? Isn't it up near Seattle? What is this A'town stuff in July? What the heck is going on? I want my Mommy.

O.k. let's clarify this thing. The Louchefest '04 is going to be a simultaneous drinkfest of the most grand proportions all over the world? Is JackB going to be in the Seattle area fest or the A'town fest? What is DG doing in the SW? And who said anything about Louchefabric in the SE? I'm not even going to begin to tackle Eurofuckyland. O.k. so when do I travel to A'town? Fill me in privately or in public, I don't care. Let me know what the F(Y@#$%uck is up! I want to go to a Louchefest too! I'll bring my couple of bottles to add to the kitty. I won't be a mooch. Please help a brother out. Give me a shout out or a PM will do fine.

Thank you.

LCLF (left coast louche fest), Seattle in April

LF04 (Louche fest 2004), A-town in July, now turning into a worldwide fest, cosisting of all the little regional fests for people that can't make LF04.

I'm going to LF04, not a long trip from Boston.

That cover it?

Thanks Greyboy. I see the difference now. LCLF and LF04. I get it. I'll PM you with hitching a ride details about the LF04 as I am in the Boston area too. I was thinking about the LCLF but now that I know a LF04 is in the works I don't have to think about a LCLF anymore. LF04 is much closerer(reverence to CG). Maybe we can hitch a ride together or something. We'll talk.

Sounds good, long car rides alone lead to the mind wandering, which can cause weird shit to happen. It's better to have an accomplice when the shit goes down.

If you can only make one of these events and cannot decide which one to go to. One of the events will consist of me with worse hair; the other with bad hair. I hope this helps in your decision making.

In which order so I can be an informed decision maker?

DG

Ooooohhhhhhh, this almost became a post that quoted the above post. Thank you DG.

I want to go to the worse hair one. I think the bad hair will just get me excited but, the worse hair will turn me off. I don't think I want to be excited just yet JackB.




O.k. Greyboy. We will talk about a road trip in the near future. Send me a PM. And we'll have to talk about what you PMed me about before over on LFV. You remember, right? PM away Greyboy! Oh, I guess I could PM too.

Chronological order. LCLF = worse hair. LF04 = bad hair.

One more thing to take into consideration: LCLF - the mayor will have little hair, LF04 - the mayor will have less hair.

Since I'm guessing that both locations will have humidity, I'll probably just have enormous hair.

Not unlike this:

Well .... that's not so bad ... if you like that Tony Montana's sister before she got all shot up kinda look.

DG

Beats the hell outa this hair:

LoogyLicker,
There are topics that are pinned because
you should read them.
Well read it until it deteriorates.
Well read the 1st couple posts, anyway.

LFO4-
3rd wkend in July,
Sat-Tue.
And I believe I just posted that
somewhere the fuck else w/in
24 hours.

You skim?
You scum.

Oh, sweet mother of mercy, NO, SpongeBob.

I know Peeps.

I am truly sorry, but it was just so horrible.

That image is now seared into my brain, I couldn't help but share it with my friends.

I think the hint of testicles give it that extra freakish, nightmarish quality that makes it a true masterpiece of horror.

- Oh, SHIT!!!! I had to do a reverse as I didn't see that the first time around.

I'm fuckin crying now. First from laughing about "hint of testicles"...I don't think I've ever heard those words muttered in that order before.

Now, I just cry because that should never be seen.

Looks like someone finally got a picture of bigfoot close up.

And his name is Fluffy.

...and for good reason.

It is still my hope to be there. If not, we'll talk.

Kirk, where in VA is that? I'm down here in Nawf'k.

Sounds like a job for me & the Sixer.

lovely.

how bout you promise not to post the minutes.

Yes, and they will both consist of Louchie with no hair.

But one HELL of a shiny scalp! He clearly uses lotion. . .

Bear.

I'm about 5 hours due west of you J.P. . It's about as far west and south as you can go and still be in VA.

Nope, you don't have to worry about that in Seattle. It's only humid when it rains.

Sqertz and 6 Pack's minutes?
They'd be hours.

And don't forget Maldoror.
And Aion.
And PaPaPeeVee.
And Markus.