You know, so tha ladies can actually post.

Right. We men have muddled up the chicks mix for too long.

Ladies, have at it. We'll just watch this time.

No really ..... we like to watch.

DG

Whatever...it already smells like urinal cakes in here.

Baked it in my Easy Bake Oven just for you.

Put em up , lets fight!

O.K. , no fighting in the ladies room.
Since it's valentines day here's a valentine I found in my paper .
The article:
My Love Is Like A Red , Red Nose
Bouquets are hand picked

Baraboo, Wis.--The Circus World Museum isn't clowning around with its offer of the perfect valentine gift: a bouquet of bright red long stem noses.

Yes, that's "noses"- as in the red rubber devices clowns like to wear.

"It's saying, "I love saying I love you in a funny, fun way," said Ed Taylor, spokesman for the museum, quoting from a recent "noses bouquet" customer.

The state-supported museum, located where the Ringling Brothers Circus once had its winter quarters, began selling the bouquets last year and found a big demand.

"We are shooting to beat last year's 400 dozen we sold out with," Taylor said.

About a dozen museum volunteers started assembling the bouquet components four weeks ago.

The bouquets raise money for museum operations and cost $25 each, plus $5 for shipping. In true clown fashion, a letter is enclosed with the bouquets.

It notes, "These noses were picked especially for you."

I wasn't aware that there are ladies present.

Well, I actually wooed my (then future) wife with a bouquet of cassette tapes of some of my favourite music; one of them had only versions of Erik Satie's "Je te veux" and Henri Duparc's "L'invitation au voyage" on it.

And yes, it was a bouquet, complete with leaves and stems, but just cassettes on metal wires instead of flowers.

Wasn't on a Valentine, though, as I met said lady for the first time in October, and she had a fair number of suitors.

Now that is clever. I once broke up with a girl by giving her a bunch of long stems.

DG

Just the stems?

Yep ... put them in one of those gold boxes you get roses in.

I was a very cruel person back then ... bitter, angry.
Now I'm a much nicer monkey.

DG

I gave a girl a dozen roses once and she promptly broke up with me. Go figure. She kept telling me, "Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa." I had no idea what the hell she was talking about. Oh well.

I think Mea culpa means little dick.

Could be.

Looks like I've pretty much got the place to myself tonight.

Now to find out what it is that Ladies find in the Ladies Room that keeps them occupied for so long.

Now ya know, Spuck, it's talk about posies
and small cocks.
Oh, wait, that was the guys.

How come all these Ladies Room topics are full of the guys posting nonsense about their genitals & such?

I wasn't posting about my genitals...that was Spongy posting about his...

They keep skulking around to see whether we're rubbing sunscreen on each other's backs yet. When we're not, they get bored and revert.

I just figured they were waiting for some sort of virtual pillow fight in panties to erupt in here.

In panties, out of panties, it's all good.

What about sensible oversized plaid flannel PJs?

Any chance that they are so oversized that something may fall out?

You can always dream.













But no.

I do, but sometimes it gets a little messy.

Well, you are a sponge.

Perhaps you should try *wringing yourself out* before you go to sleep.

After all this talk of oversize PJs, boob smuggling and those sexy legs I think it's going to be necessary.

Well, on that note I believe I'll retire for the evening.

My work here is done.

You're such a tease.

I hope you dream of sexy, sexy sponges.

I'm ... too sexy for my sponge .....

DG

Now I'll never get to sleep tonight with that damned song in my head.

Aaagh! Earworm alert!

Dr, Dentons are alright in the winter -- but only if they have the flap in the back

I'm just in here to put on some chapstick. Don't mind me.

And by the way, the 'I Dream of Jeannie' theme song will get rid of anything. Of course, then you're left with the 'I Dream of Jeannie' theme song in your head.

I can't remember how the "I Dream of Jeannie' theme song goes.
I'm very thankful for that.

Personally I use Devo's "Whip It" for the same thing.

Why does that NOT suprise me?

DG

You are a real Simian Freud.

We call it the spike.

Wannabe, by the Spank Girls, is the best... you can get almost anybody with that one. Go for "Horse with no name" when you want someone to really hate their life.

"Sometimes, their noses are horns."