I could swear this is somebody we know.
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Not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic.
Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.
Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
Not allowed to join any militia.
Not allowed to form any militia.
God may not contradict any of my orders.
The from the Land of Bogs MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post
Can't have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn't over)
Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once
Inflatable novelties do *not* entitle me to BAQ or Separation pay.
There is no ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia.
I am not authorized to prescribe any form of medication.
May not form any press gangs.
Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection
I am not allowed to bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve.
Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.
Two drink limit does not mean first and last
Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks
Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.
The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.
I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.
Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’
I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test
Putting red 'Mike and Ike's' ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny
I do not get 'that time of month'
We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.
Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
Not allowed to challenge anyone's disbelief of black magic by asking for hair.
Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.
Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
Not allowed to join any militia.
Not allowed to form any militia.
God may not contradict any of my orders.
The from the Land of Bogs MPs are not after 'Me frosted lucky charms'.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post
Can't have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn't over)
Not allowed to ask for the day off due to religious purposes, on the basis that the world is going to end, more than once
Inflatable novelties do *not* entitle me to BAQ or Separation pay.
There is no ‘Anti-Mime' campaign in Bosnia.
I am not authorized to prescribe any form of medication.
May not form any press gangs.
Inflatable sheep do *not* need to be displayed during a room inspection
I am not allowed to bum cigarettes off of anyone under twelve.
Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.
Two drink limit does not mean first and last
Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks
Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.
The Microsoft ® ‘Dancing Paperclip’ is not authorized to countermand any orders.
I’m drunk’ is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.
Not allowed to use a broadsword to disprove ‘The Pen is Mightier than the sword’
I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test
Putting red 'Mike and Ike's' ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny
I do not get 'that time of month'
We do not 'charge into battle, naked, like the Celts'.
Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
IMAO...ahhhh...whoo...ahha...ah...geeze
