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DrinkSlinger
I just got this-

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Hi Everybody !

We want just inform you of our new adress : www.absinthesuisse.com

We offer your a better service.

You can find some news about absinthe.

New Swiss Absinthe for selling the only one on the web.

100 % Guarante from Switzerland.

Please contact us or visit our website.

Nous parlons aussi le français, bienvenue à vous, n'hésitez pas à me contacter pour toutes questions complémentaires....

AbsintheSuisse.Com  Team
DrinkSlinger
Looks like good ole Fabien is selling Kubler to us Merkins, but still no shitty LB.
CelticGent
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Off. Jack Batemaster
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Hi Fabien. Remember me... I ran the louchelounge.com with Charles K.

Remember the Verte La Bleue you sold us.

Remember... the Absinthe that wasn't really absinthe.

Care to comment?
CelticGent
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DrinkSlinger
It's been a year, and I'm still pissed off! ar15.gif
Absinthe_1900
I wonder how long your post will last.
DrinkSlinger
Let's see if he can convince me off his innocence.
DrinkSlinger
So I spent a little more time looking at the site.

There is some interesting stuff there, including a segment of a show discussing the legalization of absinthe in CH.

Interesting footage in there...

go to the news section and scroll down to the bottom.
Raindog
I notice the Louched Lounge is not mentioned in the links section, go figure.
Porkio
Those news programs are great.
In America, the news says Absinthe makes you go blind and it makes you crazy.
In Switzerland, the news says that while it's commercially smart to legalize abisnthe, the clandestine distillers would prefer it stayed illegal.

All I know is I want a fake wall behind the wine rack like the one in that news program.
DGLeadbetter
There are some place I'd rather us not be mentioned.

DG
TheGreenOne
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The wormwood contains several gasolines of plants which can appear toxic with high amounts...


Vroom Vroom!
Louched Liver
Get tanked.
qeantk
then lit.
DrinkSlinger
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I wonder how long your post will last.


It managed to last about 12 hours. Now it's magically disappeared.
Poof- like our moneyan O pie
Crosby
Donate to Fabian? roflmao.gif

"Support Us to collect new absinthe, informations and create our museum....
Thanks a lot..."

I thought a bunch of us made a donation through Snowpea. fire.gif
Crosby
Butty isn't the only one:

JAPAN CUSTOMERS

"Not available for purchase to JAPAN" To get more fast and safe.

Contact our reseller "Gordon Robson" for Japan sales only.

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Miss_Liquor
I've just given him the smackdown. I'm livid.

He had the nerve to post a "One free bottle" contest, and then began emailing the folks who contacted him to post on his forum etc.

The Admins here should be receiving an email. NATCH!
Off. Jack Batemaster
Are you interested in hiring a consultant, who takes care of these types of problems?
Miss_Liquor
Lets see how he responds to my indepth inquiry first.
Off. Jack Batemaster
It may be too late.
Miss_Liquor
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Crosby
Slake_2g



Joined: 20 Feb 2004
Posts: 2

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:50 pm Post subject:

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Let me tell you something. I think I should win becuase I love Filterated Czeckerland Xit and Tjujon is grate! Why would you give it to some guy who only buys it every 5 years? I buy it all the time and drink it every day I would even order it from you all the time if I could but I buy from your business partner instead so I think you should share with one of your loyel cusomtomer. I buy it from you because your stuf have the most thujon out there.

<---me if I winit

<---me if I dont win it
Off. Jack Batemaster
Um. wink.gif
Crosby
Thought so.
Off. Jack Batemaster
What's scary is that you can't always tell for sure.
DGLeadbetter
I didn't get the email ..... I feel left out. river.gif

DG
Crosby
Crosby



Joined: 21 Feb 2004
Posts: 1
Location: US fucking A
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:22 am Post subject:

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My experience with your absinthe involved a fake Swiss Verte that originated from your company. Truly foul, not even absinthe; I’m surprised anyone buys from you at all. In fact it was a scam set up through a forum that was set up for the sole purpose of parting the unsuspecting from their money. Funny, now you have exactly that sort of forum here.
Seems to me that posting Spam in an American based forum doesn’t make much sense. In addition to being a slimy, objectionable tactic, you won’t even sell it to the USA, except through your greed-head reseller. Quit trying to get free advertising. Your shill tells enough lies and spreads enough paranoia as it is.
Louched Liver
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Crosby
Crosby



Joined: 21 Feb 2004
Posts: 1
Location: US fucking A
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 9:17 am Post subject:

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I see how it is, you don't like being reminded of the truth so you delete it. You never responded to our emails either.

Once again:

Crosby



Joined: 21 Feb 2004
Posts: 1
Location: US fucking A
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:22 am Post subject:

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My experience with your absinthe involved a fake Swiss Verte that originated from your company. Truly foul, not even absinthe; I’m surprised anyone buys from you at all. In fact it was a scam set up through a forum that was set up for the sole purpose of parting the unsuspecting from their money. Funny, now you have exactly that sort of forum here.
Seems to me that posting Spam in an American based forum doesn’t make much sense. In addition to being a slimy, objectionable tactic, you won’t even sell it to the USA, except through your greed-head reseller. Quit trying to get free advertising. Your shill tells enough lies and spreads enough paranoia as it is.
DrinkSlinger
OH MY GOD!

I think Slake has a soul mate living in Switzerland.

wtf.sml
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Joined: 10 Feb 2004
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:40 pm    Post subject: My best experience  

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Hi everyone !

Thanks for your post. About my own experience. I like to drink our swiss absinthe as a special way.
One night with some friends, we prepare our absinthe. Put absinthe inside a long glass, take our special spoon, with put the sugar, on the sugar we had 5 drops of alcohol of 95 %, after that you had softly the water. The rest of sugar you take fire during 10 seconds, the glas is with a beautiful looking, down color is blue with mix a light white sugar and the top with some fire. Really beautifull effect. Don't leave to long the fire because the fire will take off all the alcohol. Mix the sugar with the absinthe. The best moment when you try, you have inside your mouth a smooth taste between the absinthe, caramel and mixed of herbs. It is very hard to describe the feeling. The first glas is great, try with a second glass 5 minutes after the second one. Drink the second one, seat on your sofa and smoke a join of cannabis....
The effect is marvelous.... I will leave you the pleasure to discover that. The best things is to do with your friends.
The absinthe was usually associate with some drugs as morphine or opium....
But be carreful with the association of them....
Cheers
Crosby
Now you know how to drink that bottle of O-p-ie Verte. shred.gif
Bumpferret
QUOTE(DrinkSlinger @ Feb 22 2004, 02:17 PM)
The absinthe was usually associate with some drugs as morphine or opium....
But be carreful with the association of them....

I think he was smoking The Pot - or from canadia.
DGLeadbetter
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a join of cannabis


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DG
lambchop
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Feb 20 2004, 07:09 PM)
Um. wink.gif

grate!
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DGLeadbetter
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But be carreful with the association of them....


I think this might be the guy that did the "All your basr are belong to us."

DG
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