The admins go to all the trouble to build them their own room ... complete with those little chairs in the foyer, and the gals hardly ever come in here unless the guys start something.

Just ain't right, I tell ya.

DG

Bitches.

I don't know if you've seen, but someone just posted a recipe for Douche Powder over at FV.

I thought the girls might be interested.

Um, no.

We only ever seem to need to
go when there's a line.

Besides, SpongeBob's always being all
creepy and hanging out in here.

Wanna see what I'm wearing under my raincoat?

No, lemme guess.

Lederhosen?

You're very close. In fact I'm wearing KeineHosen.

Micro hose, and...

Damnit, the only thing I can say in German is
'Ich habe einen roten Bleistift.'

I had to go look that up.

Yet you say it without an accent.

BTW mine is also red.

Good god man, you should get that checked!

My pencil?

You can check it any time you like.

That's just too easy.

Um, yeah thanks for that.

Yes, I leave the dick jokes to the big boys.

Oh I got you, fake with the left, jab with the right.
Mighty cunning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm sober and tired.

You just wait until tomorrow night
when angry drunk Abby comes out to play.

Now what on earth would make you angry about being drunk.

You must not be drinking the right kind of stuff.

Waiting with bated breath.

DG

...

Once again, possible emoticon?

We've been using this:

I like it ... better add it to the mix.

DG

I refuse to take part in this patriarchal thread!
A forum for women created and populated by men!?!
You cannot trace your hegemonic maps onto me!




(ps - I'm a man)

Not from what I saw you aren't.

Or Bater breath.

Ewwwwwwww!

DG

Masher!

Once again, where the hell is the web cam when you need one?

DG

Well, see that little crack in the ceiling?

Oh and that funny black spot in the mirror?

Uhh.. I mean no there aren't any web cams.

No sir .... no web cams. However, we can sell you still photos if you want 'em.

DG