You're Watership Down!
by Richard Adams
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.


Which book are you?

You're 1984!
by George Orwell
You have this uncanny feeling that you're always being watched. Thus life has become a bit of a show as you try to portray yourself as much more reputable than you actually are. All around you, people seem to accept an unending stream of lies and propaganda without flinching. Your only hope may be a star-crossed love affair, but pain seems stonger than love. If you have any older brothers, be very wary of them.

LOL

That doesn't surprise me at all.

Hmmm ....

Mine was "The Shining," by Stephen King. With no explaination.

What does that say about me?

DG

You're Catch-22!
by Joseph Heller
Incredibly witty and funny, you have a taste for irony in all that you see. It seems that life has put you in perpetually untenable situations, and your sense of humor is all that gets you through them. These experiences have also made you an ardent pacifist, though you present your message with tongue sewn into cheek. You could coin a phrase that replaces the word "paradox" for millions of people.

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff could get you killed.

The only (literary) difference between you and me is that you like hot climates, it seems.

You mean to tell us you're in Arizona and actually *enjoying* its weather?

Shocking.

[As for me: with a description like that, I feel very lucky I don't like hot climates. If I'm sleeping with as many people as I possibly can, I'd have to view my capabilities as severely restricted.]

You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll
After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much, and just avoid hat shops altogether.

Oooo! Yay! Sixer screwed up!

Um, that would be 'weather' my little penguin friend.

And good lord, I'm not in Texas. It must have been the big hair reference I made in another thread. I can see how you might get confused. I'm in Arizona.

Darn, you're fast.

I just finished editing my post, I come back here, and...

Bam! Too late...

I'm jealous - certainly if that includes "Through the Looking Glass".

What were the answers?

Six, I must say it brightened my morning a little.

And SB-- Rabbit holes, eh? Maybe that's how you got your "red pencil."

One of you fuckers broke the machine. I got:

You're Prufrock and Other Observations!
by T.S. Eliot
Though you are very short and often overshadowed, your voice is poetic and lyrical. Dark and brooding, you see the world as a hopeless effort of people trying to impress other people. Though you make reference to almost everything, you've really heard enough about Michelangelo. You measure out your life with coffee spoons.

Very short? Often overshadowed? I think I got Porkio's.

You can blame Six for going in and trying to figure out what sequence of answers give you each title.

You're A People's History of the United States!
by Howard Zinn
After years of listening to other peoples' lies, you decided you've had enough. Now you're out to tell it like it is, with all the gory details and nothing left out. Instead of respecting leaders, you want to know what the common people have to offer. But this revolution still has a long way to go, and you're not against making a little profit while you wait. Honesty is your best policy.



Yikes!

Concise
Evens
Yes (child at heart)
No (Do you know where you're going)
Yes (Travel on foot)
No (Love snow)

Spuck,

Shouldn't that title read:

A Pepple's Hstory of the Untied Staytes?

DG

I'm a girl! You be the judge, does this sound like me?

Anne Of Green Gabels.
Bright , chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese. You make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You are impulsive , rash honest , and probably don't have a good relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honesty doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves, Ultimately , though you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters.
You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.

Thats KERK dammit! Prophetic.

Okay, I took it for real this time. Here's what I got:



You're Anne of Green Gables!
by L.M. Montgomery

Bright, chipper, vivid, but with the emotional fortitude of cottage cheese, you make quite an impression on everyone you meet. You're impulsive, rash, honest, and probably don't have a great relationship with your parents. People hurt your feelings constantly, but your brazen honestly doesn't exactly treat others with kid gloves. Ultimately, though, you win the hearts and minds of everyone that matters. You spell your name with an E and you want everyone to know about it.


I think I got HELLCAT's answer. The scary thing is, that kinda looks like me on the cover!

DG

I got that one when I pretended like I know where I'm going.

The answer makes it obvious that I don't

DG-



(you should've seen Spuck's post before he edited it...I had tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard)



And Kirk-you could always try 'Kirke'.

Yea I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do cut myself occasionally when I'm not paying attention.

...and we wouldn't want you any other way.

DG

Damn straight!

You're One Hundred Years of Solitude
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Lonely and struggling, you've been around for a very long time.
Conflict has filled most of your life and torn apart nearly everyone you know. Yet there is something majestic and even epic about your presence in the world. You love life all the more for having seen its decimation. After all, it takes a village.



Huh.
What are these people, spying on me?

Of course they are... *everyone* is spying on...

oh wait. *shh* act like you don't *know* they're spying on you. Otherwise, they'll get suspicious.

i'm scared.

You're The Catcher in the Rye!
by J.D. Salinger
You are surrounded by phonies, and boy are you sick of them! In an ongoing struggle to search for a land without phonies, you end up running away from everything, from school to consequences. In this process, you reveal that many people in your life have suffered torments and all you really want to do is catch them as they fall. Perhaps using a baseball mitt. Your biggest fans are infamous psychotics.



Yup, there's not many people I like at all.

So I wonder what questions get you over to Catcher In the Rye.

Anything about killing bugs?

Yeah, I can just make you out over on the side.

One hand in your pocket, the other on mama's ass.

You're Siddhartha!
by Hermann Hesse
You simply don't know what to believe, but you're willing to try anything once. Western values, Eastern values, hedonism and minimalism, you've spent some time in every camp. But you still don't have any idea what camp you belong in. This makes you an individualist of the highest order, but also really lonely. It's time to chill out under a tree. And realize that at least you believe in ferries.


Remember that PM I sent you Mr. Mayor? Was I right?

And hey, at least it says I believe in ferries. I hope they're talking about Green Ferries. Wait a minute. Ferries is boats. WTF. I believe in boats? What the hell is that supposed to mean. I think they meant fairys. Yeah, that's what they meant. Green Fairys all over the place.

No bugs, but,
Do you feel certifiably Insane?

No, no I don't, but then an insane person wouldn't think they were insane but perfectly normal. Everyone else is messed up.

You're A Prayer for Owen Meany!
by John Irving
Despite humble and perhaps literally small beginnings, you inspire faith in almost everyone you know. You are an agent of higher powers, and you manifest this fact in mysterious and loud ways. A sense of destiny pervades your every waking moment, and you prepare with great detail for destiny fulfilled. When you speak, IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS!

Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children

HEY! I'm A PRAYER FOR OWEN MEANY too!

Does this mean we are actually different sections of the same book???

Separated at birth??

The mind boggles.

Now that it's been established that ShirtBoy is a perv, I don't feel so bad about being the loyal nymphomaniac who can't hold her liquor.

You're Alice's Adventures in Wonderland!
by Lewis Carroll
After stumbling down the wrong turn in life, you've had your mind opened to a number of strange and curious things. As life grows curiouser and curiouser, you have to ask yourself what's real and what's the picture of illusion. Little is coming to your aid in discerning fantasy from fact, but the line between them is so blurry that it's starting not to matter. Be careful around rabbit holes and those who smile to much, and just avoid hat shops altogether.

By the ears, you hold your liquor by the ears. It's the best way

Well how do you like that? Me and JBM are twins.

He's the evil one in leather.

And you know, I don't feel bad about you being that either.

DG

Gee, thanks DG.

And thanks for the advice Sponge. All this time I've been holding it by the scruff of its neck. Who knew there was another way?

Yeah, I agree with you DG, when it comes to Nymphos, I like mine drunk.

Poor eyesight is another plus.

I'm: DUNE????

Getthafuckouttahere!

What does it say about Dune?

Long and boring. I like the long part.

SPICE!!!!!!!!!

DG

SPICE

Try this'n

http://www.chuckchamblee.com/dom/fun/yankee_dixie_quiz.htm

I got:

89% (Dixie). Did you have any Confederate ancestors?

I guess they knew me quite well...

I thought you were the evil one and I was the one in leather?

You:

Me:

Oh Shit!!!

Well I guess maybe you're right.