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Full Version: A sad day in Tabloid Town
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Mom, is that you? 
How sad and strange. I actually paid a visit to a bat colony yesterday for kicks. Bats are fascinating.
Bat colony? You went to a retirement home?
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Nope — real, cutie-pie, bug-eatin' bats. Man, was that fun.
Yeah — I've heard it before — I need to get out more.
Yeah — I've heard it before — I need to get out more.
Peeps a spelunker, never woulda guessed but I'm down with it. 
I've got bats in my barn. It's supposed to be good luck.
Did they get lost on the way to the belfry?
I've been hiding the old belfry. No telling what the fuckers will get into up there.
There's not much to work w/.
I make do. It ain't easy, but I make do.
I'd be worried about the bats dying of
boredom up in there.
boredom up in there.
Or alcohol poisoning.
Check them for Head Mopping Syndrome.
I mopped The Grand right out of business. Stand up bar, right. 
Well, Dinky and I were standing.
Jet lag. 
You keep trying that excuse.
Jet lag. 
More like sobriety lag.
When in Atown...
Ask the Paddock Pals.
Why talk when you can take pictures?
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