They'll Leave the Light on for Us

How far is that from the LCLF house?

Wish I knew.
Gassy???

Personally, I'd prefer staggering distance.

He told me it was 2-3 miles from the house ... I know there's several of us already staying there. $35 a night ain't bad ... probably less if we get a group rate.

DG

2 miles. I also live very close to both, have a mini van that can seat 7 drunks, and may be able to do a little "van-pooling" for ya'll.

Hopefully, the "pooling" won't be the vomit on your floor.

DG

Long as the windows open.

Shit, 2 miles is nuttin'.

35 Bucks a night is nothin' too.

Why? It will be raining.

It never rains in Washington.

DG

Long as the windows open,
fucks can puke out it instead of on the
floor of Gassy's soccer mom mobile.

I'm hoping everyone stays at the
PengFuckin'Waffle Inn.

So when I stay somewhere else, you dicks
won't be anywhere near me.

Oh you know you want to be in the thick of it ....

DG

Um,

no.

I may be busy.

Just make sure you hold the handrail.

DG

If you are planning on attending LCLF, I would heartily suggest getting a room at the motel mentioned above. We plan on having some "shuttle" service to get ya'll to and from the LCLF house. This will allow you to have a nice comfy bed to sleep off all the evening's libations, and you will have fresh

You calling me fresh?

I'm booked and ready to rumble.

DG

I'd better get a move on, and finalize my plans.

Fluffy, you planning on attending? When are you returning to PeeLand?

This place is pretty close to where my relatives live. Though I don't think I'll be staying w/them. Nothing like Grandma finding out that the soul reason for my visit is only for a place to sleep it off.

They have rooms with two fulls for the same price. Are people planning on doubling up (or triple, hell I've slept on the roll-out enough times) to save the money, or does everyone consider that cheap enough to be worth the privacy?

We'll probably get more organized as the deadline approaches.

I don't mind sharing a room, as long as I get a bed (alone). Perhaps all those planning on attending, and renting a room, should sound off now. We can get together and formulate a plan...

Are you saying you don't want to "bunk up?"

DG

...yeah that's what I'm saying.

You mean you and Ouchy are an item?

Can't skimp on the Gimp.

We are gonna have too... he isn't coming.

That's up to Jack...

You guys!

So how many of us are staying at the official LCLF Motel?

DG

I have reservations, but I'm staying there anyway.

Not me.

I'm in.

You don't have reservations, or you aren't staying there.

What the 6 isn't good enough for the Mayor?





DG has one more to go..

It's too close to you fucks.

I hope you realize we'll just hunt you down.

You can't hope to get away.

Try all you want.
I'm all stealthy and xit.

He's so skinny, all he has to do is stand still and you can't see him.



'Course getting him to stand still is a feat in and of itself....

*poke, poke, poke*
"'Nother drink?"
"More food?"
"I'm gonna get more peat/wood."
"I gotta let the dog out."
"No, you sit down, I'll do the dishes."

'Zactly.
Dude's got two engines.

and a really ugly grille.

So are we all staying at the Motel 6? That is the official party hotel yes?
If not, where are the others staying?

DG

I made my reservations today.

See that? Anybody who's anybody will be staying at the motel sixer.

That's why Liver isn't.