Oh man, that's got 6 written all over it.

DG

The whole last part of the page:

I know .... I'm still chuckling over it.

Too damn funny!

DG

WaffleSnarfer was perfect for the paddling.
I knew he'd come back blazing, thusly
calling even more attention to the issue.
Poifect.

As far as der Cros being safe from a penno-
1)He is.
2)He was fuckin' around. Humor, or humour
doesn't get the Bitchslap.

Make that an Orval, and you got me a new avatar [if you want every detail right -- the machine gun should be a FN Minimi or a FN FNC, or if you want something smaller, a Browning GP]

As long as it's got *that* bottle in its clutches, it's the antithesis of what I stand for.

Should be an FN, huh? I guess so, when you think about it.

What about the good ol' FAL?

How about falafel?
Ummm!

Ah! A classic of course -- and very acceptable for an avatar.

But I only mentioned weapons I've been trained to handle, and I'm not *that* old.

So you are still working with those rounded scissors, I assume?

DG

Fucker waddes fast w/'em.