Hmmmmmmm...... Tatu....

They do have a certain charm, don't you think?

DG

Russian, nyet?

Da.

Gotta love that Russian dressing. Or undressing, for that matter.

DG

They make my cock-tail go all Molotov.

I checked the mail, but nobody sent me a plane ticket. Or a plain ticket. Or a plain brown envelope.

Guess the broke boy from Tucson won't be crashin' yer little party.

I'll just have to send my neighbor, the Queen of the dwarfs.

Um, no.
That won't be necessary.

I've sold bodily parts and CD's to make it to LCLF.
Alaska Airlines for under $200.

Oh hell yes Trainer, send Betty to the LF.

Every party needs a piñata.

Or another urinal.

You can't say "urinal" without saying "Rinal."

DG

Dammit, I KNEW there was an advantage to living in FEEE-NIX.

It's $250 on Alaska from Tucson. Nonstop to Seattle.

I wanna go I wanna go I wanna go

Dammit, I'm gonna go. Lemme see what Priceline can do for me.

I hear you get a 20% discount if you show up wearing a hairpiece like Shatners.

Do you have to wear it on your head?

merkins make me wet

Marlin Perkins?

DG

In a wetsuit, nonetheless

Ahh, William Shatner . . .

Why, you need more hair somewhere else?

I thought I might use it to cover my ass, you know that way it would add a little extra barrier for my shattner just in case I see a dollar lying on the ground.

Well, that should work, really... that piece looks like it could stop bullets.

So, what does one wear to brunch at
the Cuff?

I want to know what to pack!

FUDGE!

One of these.

Google and e-gay don't respond to
"assplate."

It's not brunch.
It's Kegger Madness.
The NW Leathermen's Brunch was at
some other bar. It's a rotating thing.
Like sit and spin.

It's okay...The Cuff has a kitchen, so there will be food.

Call me crazy, but I won't be eating any insertable food at the cuff.

Keep your face away from the glory hole.

The Mayor's been wanting to try their Spotted Dick.

Too bad only Rupert and I know what
it really is.

MMmmmmm...

Au contraire, LL.

My wife was born in Devon. Just last week she was saying it had been a while since she had some Spotted Dick. Shall I bring my Spotted Dick to LCLF?

I'd prefer you leave it at home Hiram, but if you must.

The more spotted dick afficianados, the
better. Dick for all, I say.

I've heard that there has been some dick spotted at the cuff, but never that there was any spotted dick.

You've heard too much.

I try to keep up.

Pedal harder.

I heard the LA Sheriff spotted a
spotted dick.

Neverland, umm mind.

Spotted Dick has been spotted..........

Make your own "Dick"

Most of us have that covered.

Thank goodness it's made with real fruit.

DG

Bring those brownies, Hiram. I still need the recipe, but I never did e-mail you about it yet.

Spotted dick and sponge.
Figgers.

I dunno ... something about this just doesn't hold water.

DG

No, its OK... spotted, not holey.

However, if you do have seepage, please see your Doctor.

(Dr. Batemaster, of course.)

Oh no. Not ANAL LEAKAGE!

>shudder<

Hope you brought a